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Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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saint aini

#15
April 05, 2007, 03:27:31 PM
Very well done, chap, if you were killing any mere mortal.  You should have brought the stake.  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.

(or simply begin uttering "Braaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins" followed by chasing the motherfucker until I eat his braaiins.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

theCalmpsychopath

#16
April 05, 2007, 03:50:05 PM
Quote from: rzasthole on April 05, 2007, 06:27:03 AM
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
:lulz:
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Mangrove

#17
April 05, 2007, 09:05:01 PM
"ohh...so that's what that does..."
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

theCalmpsychopath

#18
April 05, 2007, 09:25:54 PM
"hahaha 9mm is for the gays  and pansies"
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Your Audience

#19
April 05, 2007, 11:35:13 PM
Should never have joined that weird Discordian forum.
You turn me on.

saint aini

#20
April 06, 2007, 12:05:43 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 05, 2007, 11:35:13 PM
Should never have joined that weird Discordian forum.
:emo:
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Suu

#21
April 06, 2007, 12:38:33 AM
"The Castle Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...."

*flogs herself for use of a Holy Grail quote*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Your Audience

#22
April 06, 2007, 01:21:00 AM
That Saint Anny, sure looks like a pretty doll to me . . .
You turn me on.

saint aini

#23
April 06, 2007, 01:25:33 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 01:21:00 AM
That Saint Anny, sure looks like a pretty doll to me . . .

Alt confirmed...
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Your Audience

#24
April 06, 2007, 02:16:11 AM
How's that a confirmation? maybe I was like . . . reading your mind . . .
You turn me on.

saint aini

#25
April 06, 2007, 02:17:39 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 02:16:11 AM
How's that a confirmation? maybe I was like . . . reading your mind . . .

There's too much freaking noise here for someone who just joined yesterday to get that signal.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Your Audience

#26
April 06, 2007, 02:29:03 AM
Not if your doll-gimp fetish is transmitting like a blairing car horn.
You turn me on.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#27
April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Cramulus

#28
April 12, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
April 12, 2007, 07:49:46 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 12, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

I know I would.
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