RWHN's Pun House

[Cramulus]

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.”
           -Joey Skaggs

[Mangrove]

Horticulture?

You can lead a whore to culture...but you can't make her learn anything.


- Groucho Marx

[AFK]

Liquor Store advertisement:  "We De-Liver"

[AFK]

Hmm, if it were me, I'd go with tattoe.

Now, I would suspect the punee to respond with something like "That was Corny"

If that occurs, NOW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, you must, I repeat YOU MUST respond with:

"Yeah, so was the toe." 

[AFK]

A pun for Mangrove:

The therapist was one massagyonist the woman could feel good about. 

[Eve]

A pun from my uncle:

Kraft is opening a new factory in Israel.
They're calling it Cheeses of Nazareth.

[Triple Zero]

will they power their factory with a Kraftwerk?

[AFK]

"Eat these elbows for they are my elbows,"

[Payne]

From IRC, with a typo fixed.

[03:28] <@Idem> i dont get the latest RWHN post in the pics thread
[03:28] <&Payne> neither do I
[03:28] <@xooxe> me neither
[03:29] <&Payne> he's prolly been maine-lining again

[LMNO]

The National Bank of Warsaw is also known as the "Pole Vault".

[AFK]

From IRC, with a typo fixed.

[03:28] <@Idem> i dont get the latest RWHN post in the pics thread
[03:28] <&Payne> neither do I
[03:28] <@xooxe> me neither
[03:29] <&Payne> he's prolly been maine-lining again

w00t

also:  Picks - PICS. 

[Payne]

Ah! I was to busy reading what was written on the picks.

And I call them plectrums, or pleccys.

Fuck Scotland.

[AFK]

Picks or GTFO!  Yeah, I'm talking to you Knopler!!!!
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[AFK]

PunOfTheDay has been kind enough to publish another one of my puns.

www.punoftheday.com  Honestly, it's a pretty lame one but I'll take what I can get. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sweet JESUS that's awful! Well-done.