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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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Triple Zero

#15
April 11, 2007, 01:07:16 PM
i'm gonna use this place too.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 09, 2007, 08:03:53 PMYour computer is going to have a stroke!

a keystroke?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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AFK

#16
April 11, 2007, 01:26:21 PM
and colon cancer
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#17
April 11, 2007, 04:46:22 PM
:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#18
April 17, 2007, 05:00:12 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12258.msg385567#new

QuoteDavid Bowie's immense package, FTW.

"Under Pressure" indeed. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#19
April 18, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
QuoteNope.  Zeus and Achilles.  That was part of the whole excuse for the war, to get Achilles iced.

What a heel. 

from: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=7456.msg386119;boardseen#new
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#20
April 18, 2007, 04:54:18 PM
"a kill ease"

(ok i stole that one)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#21
April 20, 2007, 06:09:08 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12330.0

QuoteYup
I may have a new job
as, get this, a butcher

yup get to play with knifes all day
Theres a 75 % chance Ill get it, the higher ups still gotta approve it
pretty amazing since my pitch was "ok I know nothing about cuting meat.. but I like knifes, I live down the street and Im willing to work Sundays"

I'm sure you'll make the cut.

Holy cow! 

Just remember for the first day, Chop, Chop, you don't want to be late.

I'm sure they were happy to meat you. 

I hope the job isn't too much of a grind. 

*phew* anyone have a smoke?

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Messier Undertree

#22
April 20, 2007, 08:22:17 PM
:lulz:

AFK

#23
April 26, 2007, 08:39:16 PM
QuoteMan Ray condominiums ftl.

Icepick sex: ftw.

from:  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12386.15

picks or it never happened. 

eh, it's anticlimatic the second time. 

"Heh, that's what she said"

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#24
May 04, 2007, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 11, 2007, 01:07:16 PM
i'm gonna use this place too.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 09, 2007, 08:03:53 PMYour computer is going to have a stroke!

a keystroke?

:mittens:

AFK

#25
May 09, 2007, 05:13:26 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12520.msg395121#new

QuoteA dude got arrested for fucking a pavement one time.

I reckon it's all been done tbh

I guess he was tired of his dates walking all over him so he decided to turn the tables. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#26
May 23, 2007, 05:04:20 PM
Sign in an electrician's shop: 'We will refuse you.'
Sign in a guitar shop:  All guitars 50% off, no strings attached!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#27
May 24, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2007, 03:29:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 21, 2007, 09:15:47 PM


Hey now, dress + boots can be very hot.

In Kentucky.   :lulz:

Don't step on my Blue-Grass Shoes!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#28
June 04, 2007, 04:17:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 04, 2007, 03:01:10 PM
Defining wisdom is like pulling teeth.
At least, that's what my friend the Dentist says. 

wisdom teeth?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#29
June 04, 2007, 05:51:10 PM
When you get to the root of it, yes.

RWHN Fun Fact #8:  RWHN never grew wisdom teeth.  Explains a lot doesn't it?
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