RWHN's Pun House

[AFK]

I was playing cards with my buddies when my cat decided to jump on the table and piss on my hand.  That's right, I had Pee-Knuckles. 

[Suu]

 

[AFK]

Oh yeah, thanks to Suu, Richter, and Cram for providing me with the inspiration.  You guys are a bunch of cards. 

[Suu]

Have you gotten the cat spade since this?

[AFK]

Well, I submitted it to Pun Of The Day, I'm quite sure they won't publish it. 

[Suu]

 

[AFK]

When he saw all of the other tall people working for the company he soon realized that he was just the Tolkien Hobbit. 

[AFK]

The entire staph is composed of workaholics, they find their work to be quite infectious. 

[Chairman Risus]

[Suu]

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

[Triple Zero]

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

two atoms walking on the street. says one to the other, "I think I lost an electron!", says the other, "Are you sure?", "Yeah, I'm absolutely positive!"

[Jenne]

[Suu]

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

two atoms walking on the street. says one to the other, "I think I lost an electron!", says the other, "Are you sure?", "Yeah, I'm absolutely positive!"

*high fives Zippy for bad physics jokes*

Two atoms are talking about their plans for the weekend.
"So what are you up to?" Asks one.
The other replies, "I'm splittin', man. I'm going fission!"

[Triple Zero]

Q: why did the dilaton get lost?
A: because it couldnt orient itself

[Suu]

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."