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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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AFK

#210
October 03, 2008, 09:26:58 PM
You're making my eyes bleed!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Dark Monk

#211
October 03, 2008, 11:39:05 PM
Stop encouraging meee!
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

AFK

#212
November 03, 2008, 05:34:28 PM
Dear Mr. Theodore S. Ajar, this letter is to inform you that we are letting you go from your post as head of security. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#213
November 06, 2008, 11:03:08 PM
Suu: *reading out loud for work*  "What is Despair...?"

Richter: "Despair...Despair is what you put in dis fruitbasket."

Suu:  :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Dark Monk

#214
November 07, 2008, 12:30:12 AM
ROFL
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

AFK

#215
November 07, 2008, 04:23:57 PM Last Edit: November 07, 2008, 04:36:06 PM by Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Suu on November 06, 2008, 11:03:08 PM
Suu: *reading out loud for work*  "What is Despair...?"

Richter: "Despair...Despair is what you put in dis fruitbasket."

Suu:  :x

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#216
November 07, 2008, 04:27:13 PM
You miss my pun in the "Soul" thread in apple talk?

General A Soul/ General Asshole.

I dunno, it was maybe a shitty pun, but I enjoyed crafting it.

AFK

#217
November 07, 2008, 04:36:46 PM
Crap, I did miss that.  Let me rect-ify that situation immediately. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#218
November 07, 2008, 05:25:36 PM
Guy 1: So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2: Not well, she called me a snake.
Guy 1: Really, why?
Guy 2: Probably cause I was looking at other girls instead of adder.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cainad (dec.)

#219
November 07, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 07, 2008, 05:25:36 PM
Guy 1: So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2: Not well, she called me a snake.
Guy 1: Really, why?
Guy 2: Probably cause I was looking at other girls instead of adder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4

Cainad (dec.)

#220
November 11, 2008, 03:14:33 PM
Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

Suu

#221
November 11, 2008, 08:41:49 PM
From the LOGD game:

Best way to get rid of the coffin is Robitussin.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#222
November 12, 2008, 11:03:14 AM
My dad and step-mom were telling me about some ice cream shop in Maine called Giffords that had won some sort of prize for excellence or something.  I'm not sure on the details because they weren't, either.  They were arguing mildly about the details, but I broke in:  "Hey, I know all the details.  You see, at the beginning of the competition, the head chef guy called in all his little worker bees and gave them all a little speech about excellence and spirit and winning through sheer quality of cream.  Then he wrapped it up by saying, 'Okay, boys, let's win one for the Giffords!'"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Payne

#223
November 13, 2008, 03:30:37 AM
I'm getting sent some alcohol from California. CA BOOZE!

It's going to be a trainwreck...

Ari

#224
November 13, 2008, 04:07:24 AM
Puns are kinda hard for non-natives, but here I go:

My drink seemed to have vanished on a party just a few weeks ago...
Where did my Glasgow?
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