RWHN's Pun House

[Iron Sulfide]

When is it okay for a Man to use force against a woman?

































It's not. Ever.





















Unless you're Obe Wan Gynobi.

[AFK]

I dedicate this one to Squid-diddle:

"The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe."

[AFK]

The skiddish feline hung his head in shame as he was mocked with shouts of "Euphraties Cat!"

[AFK]

Ugh, it was ruined when it was put into one of those motivational poster thingies.  A good pun works on its own, it doesn't need any further elucidation or explanation. 

[Iron Sulfide]

RWHN, allow me to offer a low quality intructional example:


Most men have a wandering eye.


Mine's just lazy.



(although the right picture can really add a lot to a pun. please observe the word "right.")

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Ugh, it was ruined when it was put into one of those motivational poster thingies.  A good pun works on its own, it doesn't need any further elucidation or explanation. 

totally agreed.

[Jasper]

Ugh, it was ruined when it was put into one of those motivational poster thingies.  A good pun works on its own, it doesn't need any further elucidation or explanation. 

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

-Thurber

[Jenne]

aw, but the cartoon above is cute...

[Suu]

Jesse: dinner was stir fry chicken...which in turn was bitchin'
Suu: Wok n Roll!
Jesse: Indeed!

[AFK]

Why did the alternative rock star ask for an extra bottle of water?
Because he was Thurston Moore. 

wah  wah  wah!!!

[AFK]

Miss Bartlett asked the plastic surgeon to give her a bigger pear. 

[Iason Ouabache]

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4284732

U.S. Navy teams fly in to provide medical and dental care to residents of remote Alaskan villages. Some reports say an optometrist was part of the medical team, but Navy dismisses that as an optical Aleutian

[Iron Sulfide]

my mother raised me to be, hopefully, a grand church organist. I can't do it, though, because I already have a history of Hymnroids.

[fomenter]

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-246981

[AFK]

The porn actress insisted she didn't need any support.  However, it was obvious she was putting up a false front.