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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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#345
July 16, 2010, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 16, 2010, 12:01:57 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 15, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
buck
Oh, fuck.
20 point buck.

ETA: No, actually. "Oh fuck" doesn't quite express my outrage at your punnery. You get one of these as well.
:argh!:

We have a winnar!  Congratulations.  Your Czech is in the mail.  Make sure you keep him well fed. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#346
August 03, 2010, 09:15:30 AM
Because I think RWHN might have missed it, and I'm kind of proud of it:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25942.msg906165#msg906165
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rumckle

#347
August 03, 2010, 12:26:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 09:15:30 AM
Because I think RWHN might have missed it, and I'm kind of proud of it:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25942.msg906165#msg906165

:eek:
That's a .32 pun density!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

#348
August 03, 2010, 02:04:26 PM
:mittens:  Bravo!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#349
August 05, 2010, 08:05:32 PM

AFK

#350
August 06, 2010, 03:41:05 PM
That both pleases me and fills me with envy (that I haven't thought of those yet.)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#351
August 07, 2010, 05:02:44 PM
The dairy farmer moved to New York City because the thought a curd he would get more culture that whey. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BabylonHoruv

#352
August 11, 2010, 09:12:19 AM


Stolen from TCC
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

AFK

#353
August 11, 2010, 10:45:31 AM Last Edit: August 11, 2010, 02:33:49 PM by Rev. What's-His-Name?
You should give it back.  


RWHN,
pun snob
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#354
August 17, 2010, 03:47:15 PM
"OMG!  You're out of Orange Schubert?  You gotta be kidding me!!!!"

"Hey man, regain your composer and don't be Haydn!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#355
October 03, 2010, 05:05:00 PM
Jim broke his nose as he was exiting the Ol' Factory.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#356
October 03, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
As he was making love to the Mall Cop he had a sudden feeling of in-security. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#357
November 08, 2010, 05:26:34 PM
The wandering minstrel was imprisoned after being found guilty of lute-ing. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#358
December 13, 2010, 05:01:18 PM
What did the Cartographer say after he found the map he had lost?

Well, that's a relief. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#359
December 13, 2010, 05:06:00 PM
A review for an auto-biography about Mark Foley:

"I couldn't put it down, it was quite the page turner...."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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