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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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AFK

#360
December 13, 2010, 05:07:49 PM
Larry Craig's heart bypass surgery was complicated by his wide stents. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Telarus

#361
December 13, 2010, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 13, 2010, 05:01:18 PM
What did the Cartographer say after he found the map he had lost?

Well, that's a relief. 

I have inflicted this pun upon the denizens of TCC, when I brought up the Map/Territory meme.  :lol:
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AFK

#362
June 27, 2011, 02:23:43 PM
Ba-bump!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#363
August 10, 2011, 11:57:06 AM
"Hey, wanna trade some of that pasta personara of yours for some of this delicious bean stew I made with bits of man in it?"

"Sure," said the other cannibal.

When the cannibal later found out that the bean stew did in fact not have any bits of human in it, he realized he'd been had by a chili-con-man trick.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cramulus

#364
August 18, 2011, 05:01:30 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/showbiz/2011/08/17/ac.ridiculist.depardieu.cnn

Anderson Cooper cannot keep a straight face while making a bunch of pee puns

Freeky

#365
August 18, 2011, 05:31:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 18, 2011, 05:01:30 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/showbiz/2011/08/17/ac.ridiculist.depardieu.cnn

Anderson Cooper cannot keep a straight face while making a bunch of pee puns

:lulz: My favorite part was where he couldn't stop laughing.  That was hilarious.

Cramulus

#366
August 26, 2011, 02:54:53 PM




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#367
August 29, 2011, 01:47:40 AM
 :lulz: Chemistry jokes never stop being funny.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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