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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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AFK

Out on the ocean
She gives a courteous bow.
While gently waving.
A stern creature bumps my boat.
I know, it was on porpoise.

Tanka Pun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waka_%28poetry%29#Tanka
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iron Sulfide

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 17, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
not a pun, but....




There once was a man from the sticks
who liked to write limericks
but he wrote them too short

not to be a dick, but i am a bit:

"there once was a man from the sticks
who liked to compose limericks
but he failed at the sport,
for wrote them too short"

i should know. i plagerized that one for a poetry class once.
she loved it, and never suspected a thing.

Ya' stupid Yank.

LMNO

These two go together:

There was a girl from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.





-and-



There was a girl from Verdun.



































Tick.... Tick..... Tick....

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

George W. Bush: "I can't see, I can't see, I've got snow in my eye!"
Tony Snow:  "Oops, sorry, I was aiming for your mouth."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Gymnast: I've got a horrible headache.
Friend: Really, why?
Gymanst:  I think I hit the Gym Beam a little too hard last night.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus



(repost 'cause on second thought it belonged here anyway)

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

psssst....

here's a version of that with the stockphoto watermark mostly WOMP'd out


PopeTom

Dumb ass 19 year old I took a training class with : So Tom, have you ever tried any extreme sports?

PopeTom: Well I tried sea kyaking once, but I really wasn't Inuit.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

LMNO


AFK

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 15, 2007, 10:09:00 PM
psssst....

here's a version of that with the stockphoto watermark mostly WOMP'd out



swote!  thanks.  I was too lazy to do it myself. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on August 16, 2007, 12:30:33 PM
I thought this link would be appropriate here:


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176

ENERGY SPORTS ENERGY SPORTS 400 BABIES SNAKE EYYYYYYYYYYYYES!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!






KENYANS!

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on August 16, 2007, 02:53:25 PM
UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!






KENYANS!

ENERGY!

AHHH!

ENERGY!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."