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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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Richter

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 18, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 18, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
So a co worker of mine, Kim, is out today, and a fellow in her deptarment announces this loudly.
"So", I says to him, "Young Kim is Ill?"

Lynching was propposed.

http://www.myguitarsolo.com/Players/GeorgeLynch.jpg

He certainly looks fretful.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

Quote from: Richter on October 18, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 18, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 18, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
So a co worker of mine, Kim, is out today, and a fellow in her deptarment announces this loudly.
"So", I says to him, "Young Kim is Ill?"

Lynching was propposed.

http://www.myguitarsolo.com/Players/GeorgeLynch.jpg

He certainly looks fretful.

Get back to work son, or they will be Dokken your pay!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 18, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 18, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
So a co worker of mine, Kim, is out today, and a fellow in her deptarment announces this loudly.
"So", I says to him, "Young Kim is Ill?"

Lynching was propposed.

http://www.myguitarsolo.com/Players/GeorgeLynch.jpg

:lulz:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

He, (George Lynch) should be happy anyone is Googling him, even if it's for a stupid pun. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 18, 2007, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 18, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 18, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 18, 2007, 02:34:18 PM
So a co worker of mine, Kim, is out today, and a fellow in her deptarment announces this loudly.
"So", I says to him, "Young Kim is Ill?"

Lynching was propposed.

http://www.myguitarsolo.com/Players/GeorgeLynch.jpg

He certainly looks fretful.

Get back to work son, or they will be Dokken your pay!

Bull, this place is already riffing me off!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

What do Lance Armstrong and Kid Rock have in common?

They've both eaten Crow. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

The bird was Raven about how he was going to win the race, afterwards he had to eat Crow. 

The Grape Medium is into Raisin Spectres. 

The number 10210 is too intense.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

You've completely abandonded all pretense of context, haven't you?

AFK

Quote from: LMNO on November 06, 2007, 02:48:37 PM
You've completely abandonded all pretense of context, haven't you?

Actually, I'm just out of it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 06, 2007, 02:20:26 PM
The number 10210 is too intense.

woww nice one

but, just for LMNO i'm gonna keep digging and give him 9102109, which has pre-tens as context.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Quote from: triple zero on November 06, 2007, 02:51:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 06, 2007, 02:20:26 PM
The number 10210 is too intense.

woww nice one

but, just for LMNO i'm gonna keep digging and give him 9102109, which has pre-tens as context.

Being a math/stat geek AND a pun geek can be a very dangerous and frightening combination.

It's amazing I've ever had friends. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

who needs friends, when you can have numbers:)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

Sweet, I just formed a cabal with 6 and 28. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iron Sulfide

i was having a discussion about birth control with my wife.
she wants me to have a vasectomy.

"why should i have a surgery, albeit minor, when you can have an IUD just inserted?"

"But those are gross," she said.

"Maybe, but there's a vas differenze between the two."

"Yeah, you're right," she said.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Cramulus

Quote from: Prater Festwo on November 07, 2007, 01:01:00 AM
i was having a discussion about birth control with my wife.
she wants me to have a vasectomy.

"why should i have a surgery, albeit minor, when you can have an IUD just inserted?"

"But those are gross," she said.

"Maybe, but there's a vas differenze between the two."

"Yeah, you're right," she said.


:audible groan: