RWHN's Pun House

[Eve]

<&Payne> Eve was talking about her viola when I entered chat, and one thing led to another...
<@[000]> yeah
<@[000]> just like in boston
<@[000]> try to make some advertising for a cartoon
<@[000]> then one thing LED to another,
<@[000]> and you got a terrrrist warning panic scare explosion

I don't get it.

[AFK]

Mooninites, I think they were called. 

[Elder Iptuous]

Mooninites, I think they were called. 

Yes, Mooninites.

[Chairman Risus]

18:26   Payne   sometimes, all one needs is base, puerile, humour
18:26      Payne nods sagely
18:27      FredLOOOVE nods basily
18:27   Payne   : facepalm :
18:27   Payne   Fred is RWHN?
18:27   FredLOOOVE   
18:27   FredLOOOVE   NEVAR
18:28   Payne   YUO PUNNED!
18:28   FredLOOOVE   THAT WASNT A PUN
18:28   Rhesus   TOO LATE
18:28   Payne   IT WAS
18:28   Rhesus   OFUCK
18:28   FredLOOOVE   NO IT WASNT
18:28   Eve   IT WAS TOO
18:29   Rhesus   WAS
18:30   FredLOOOVE   NOPE
18:30   Rhesus   YOU MAKE PUN
18:31   Payne   we could copy this chat and ask RWHN?
18:31   Payne   HE would know!
18:31   FredLOOOVE   >

[AFK]

I think it might've been a pun. 

I need more thyme to think it over.

In the meantime, Fred, can you draw me a dragon? 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I think it might've been a pun. 

I need more thyme to think it over.

In the meantime, Fred, can you draw me a dragon? 

NOT A PUN


HOW MUCH U PAYIN FOR DRAGON ? 

[Payne]

I think it might've been a pun. 

I need more thyme to think it over.

In the meantime, Fred, can you draw me a dragon? 

NOT A PUN


HOW MUCH U PAYNE FOR DRAGON ? 

Fixt for punnage

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

 

[AFK]

The vulture was not allowed to board the plane because he had too much carrion luggage. 

[Voodoo]

Did you hear about the Zen Buddhist who refused Novocain when getting a cavity filled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

[Suu]

[Iron Sulfide]

i got a letter in the mail yesterday, from the publisher's clearing house.

i thought i actually won, but the payment said "post-pwn'd."

then i cried like a little bitch.

[AFK]

haste

[Eve]

I heard these on TV tonight, and they made me think of you, RWHN.
"Sake it to me"
"Put a sake in it"

[AFK]

What do you call a balloonist with a runny nose?

A leaky Fossett.