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RWHN's Pun House

Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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Payne

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2008, 07:21:51 PM
What do you call a balloonist with a runny nose?

A leaky Fossett. 

Did they ever find him?

AFK

Heh, actually this pun was inspired by this story on MSNBC:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26976119/

Apparently they've found possible "traces" of him.  Whatever that means.   :?

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

 :lulz:

QuoteHiker Preston Morrow told NBC News affiliate KNBC that he found an identification card with Fossett's name on it and two laminated cards. He also said he found 10 $100 bills, $5 and pieces of clothing. Morrow told KNBC he found the items at an abandoned mine near Minaret Lake, near the town of Mammoth Lakes.

He faked his death and went underground, obviously.

Payne

Quote[21:03] * JuliaN (.@556C6EF0.B77598CA.5D08A23A.IP) Quit ( Quit: )
[21:03] <&Payne> :(
[21:03] <@Fred> OUR TURK RAN AWAY :(
[21:03] <&Payne> WE LOST THE TURK
[21:03] <@Cram> sad
[21:03] <@Cram> our turkish delight
[21:03] <&Payne> OTTOMAN DOWN

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne


Payne


Jasper

Traces like shards of bone, as the article said.

Payne

Yeah, when RWHN posted that link, it was just some hiker who'd found some money and a card. The plan hadn't been found then.

AFK

Yeah but what is most important here is:

Leaky Fossett. 

C'mon, that is comedy gold right there.  Bow down and worship!!!   :argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Voodoo

so he survived the crash only to be drug into a cave and eaten by cannibals?

AFK

Yeah, their Moms never taught them to never drink from the Fossett.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Dark Monk

I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

AFK

Yes, World Class Adventurer Fara Fawcett.

You win!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Dark Monk

She just might be diggin whips Indiana Jones style.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~