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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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Richter

#255
January 06, 2009, 03:10:29 PM
Watch your posture, it would suck if you got a stitch in your side.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#256
January 06, 2009, 03:32:15 PM
I think it was Hitler who said:  A stitch in time saves nein. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#257
January 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM
Didn't work out for him though.  When he tried to take on Russia they just kept Stalin.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#258
January 06, 2009, 04:04:45 PM
Yo Adolf, I be keeping you in Czech, bitch!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#259
January 27, 2009, 01:58:51 PM
John quickly realized his shift at the Casino was going to be hell on earth when he discovered there was a pair o' dice lost. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#260
January 29, 2009, 02:59:44 PM
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Rumckle

#261
February 14, 2009, 12:23:11 PM
RWHN, we need you to bring the puns back!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

#262
February 16, 2009, 02:49:41 PM
My mind is full of charts and correlation analysis at the moment.  It's caused a pun shortage.  Although I'm sure my confidence will come back after a 5% interval. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

#263
February 17, 2009, 01:16:13 AM
Get those charts and graphs out of here, STAT!

AFK

#264
February 17, 2009, 07:54:15 PM
So my buddy Ernest and I are going to Three Mile Island on a fission trip. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#265
February 18, 2009, 03:58:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 17, 2009, 07:54:15 PM
So my buddy Ernest and I are going to Three Mile Island on a fission trip. 



I take it you split up when you got there?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#266
February 18, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
Yeah, but we ran out of money because our buddy Rod spent way too much money on fuel for the boat. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

#267
February 18, 2009, 09:13:22 PM
Is Rod related to Luke Emia?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

#268
February 18, 2009, 09:33:40 PM
After consulting with Google I can say yes.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

#269
February 18, 2009, 09:43:48 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 18, 2009, 09:33:40 PM
After consulting with Google I can say yes.   :lol:

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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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