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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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Iron Sulfide

#270
February 18, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
When is it okay for a Man to use force against a woman?

































It's not. Ever.





















Unless you're Obe Wan Gynobi.
Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

#271
March 03, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
I dedicate this one to Squid-diddle:

"The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#272
March 03, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
The skiddish feline hung his head in shame as he was mocked with shouts of "Euphraties Cat!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#273
March 07, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
Ugh, it was ruined when it was put into one of those motivational poster thingies.  A good pun works on its own, it doesn't need any further elucidation or explanation. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iron Sulfide

#274
March 09, 2009, 03:35:32 AM
RWHN, allow me to offer a low quality intructional example:


Most men have a wandering eye.


Mine's just lazy.

:rimshot:

(although the right picture can really add a lot to a pun. please observe the word "right.")

Ya' stupid Yank.

BADGE OF HONOR

#275
March 10, 2009, 06:00:31 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 07, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
Ugh, it was ruined when it was put into one of those motivational poster thingies.  A good pun works on its own, it doesn't need any further elucidation or explanation. 

totally agreed.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#276
March 10, 2009, 07:42:10 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 07, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
Ugh, it was ruined when it was put into one of those motivational poster thingies.  A good pun works on its own, it doesn't need any further elucidation or explanation. 


Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

-Thurber

Jenne

#277
March 19, 2009, 04:52:30 PM


aw, but the cartoon above is cute...

Suu

#278
March 21, 2009, 12:51:14 AM
Jesse: dinner was stir fry chicken...which in turn was bitchin'
Suu: Wok n Roll!
Jesse: Indeed!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#279
March 23, 2009, 01:01:26 PM
Why did the alternative rock star ask for an extra bottle of water?
Because he was Thurston Moore. 

wah  wah  wah!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#280
March 23, 2009, 03:40:23 PM
Miss Bartlett asked the plastic surgeon to give her a bigger pear. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#281
March 23, 2009, 10:13:28 PM
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4284732

U.S. Navy teams fly in to provide medical and dental care to residents of remote Alaskan villages. Some reports say an optometrist was part of the medical team, but Navy dismisses that as an optical Aleutian
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iron Sulfide

#282
April 05, 2009, 06:40:05 PM
my mother raised me to be, hopefully, a grand church organist. I can't do it, though, because I already have a history of Hymnroids.
Ya' stupid Yank.

fomenter

#283
April 21, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

AFK

#284
April 23, 2009, 06:12:33 PM
The porn actress insisted she didn't need any support.  However, it was obvious she was putting up a false front. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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