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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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AFK

#285
April 23, 2009, 08:20:28 PM
Heh, I just wrote this in a thank you note without even thinking:

"Your Spontaneous Percussion workshop was a big hit with our students." 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#286
July 23, 2009, 09:21:12 PM
So where do you think Obama is going to get the money for Healthcare?

DeMint? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#287
August 24, 2009, 02:03:22 AM
I decided to call my restaurant Norman's. The catch phrase: We serve some serious Gaul.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#288
September 29, 2009, 04:40:28 PM
The executioner's favorite periodical is Hangman's News. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#289
September 29, 2009, 07:24:10 PM
You can get quite the celery being a stalk broker. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#290
September 29, 2009, 07:26:06 PM
The mother Pigeon was constantly reminding her children not to squabble. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#291
October 09, 2009, 09:08:46 PM
Even if you killed Superman, something would have to fill the evolutionary Nietzsche.

The Good Reverend Roger

#292
October 09, 2009, 09:10:09 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 06, 2007, 06:46:49 PM
I wonder what would happen if the Quakers and the Shakers were to meet? 

They would have a very calm conversation about whether or not you should have kids.

And then the Shakers would gaffe by bringing up the whole Nixon thing, and the Quakers would fucking their shit with a baseball bat.  Quakers are like that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#293
October 14, 2009, 07:42:26 PM
Where do nerd birds hang out?

Wren Faires. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#294
October 14, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
When you meet a New Zealander man,
With a permanent tan,
That's a Maori.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#295
October 14, 2009, 08:03:17 PM
:omg:

TGRR's caught the RWH1N1 virus!

:omg:

AFK

#296
October 14, 2009, 08:39:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
When you meet a New Zealander man,
With a permanent tan,
That's a Maori.

:potd:

AND


Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#297
October 14, 2009, 11:37:00 PM
When King Kong has fallen flat,
Try The Vampire Bat,
That's some more Wray.

O God somebody kill me
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#298
October 16, 2009, 05:38:22 PM
What makes you think there is something wrong with the door?

Because it's fucking a jar, dumbass!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pariah

#299
October 17, 2009, 12:49:54 AM
When you find an eel
That will make you its meal
That's a moray
:x
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!
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