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I liked how they introduced her, like "her mother died in an insane asylum thinking she was Queen Victoria" and my thought was, I like where I think this is going. I was not disappointed.

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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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#300
October 17, 2009, 12:57:05 AM
When she thinks you're the Dad
And she's making you mad,
That's Maury!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#301
October 17, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
This ray gun here tries
to put out both your eyes,
that's a Moe-ray.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#302
October 18, 2009, 12:38:31 AM
 :argh!: :lulz: :x :lol: :| :roll: :evilmad: :mrgreen::crankey:

Suu

#303
October 18, 2009, 12:46:06 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#304
October 18, 2009, 04:04:56 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on October 17, 2009, 12:49:54 AM
When you find an eel
That will make you its meal
That's a moray
:x

:lulz: That's good, I've got another version:

If an eel bites your hand
and you bleed in the sand
that's a moray!

AFK

#305
December 03, 2009, 02:48:39 PM
The rodent died of self-immoleation.

or/also

The chemist died of self-immoleation.

It's like a swiss-army pun. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#306
December 05, 2009, 10:57:19 PM
The Mexican chef died of self-immoleation.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nast

#307
December 07, 2009, 11:31:32 PM
I found these, written on the grout between the tiles in a library restroom:

"Twist and Grout"
"Grout Expectations"
"In 'n' Grout Burger"
"Groutcho Marx"
"Et Tu, Groute?"

...and many more.

Needless to say, I was delighted.  :lulz:

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Iason Ouabache

#308
December 09, 2009, 04:57:06 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#309
December 15, 2009, 02:10:05 PM
The hair-stylist knew if she didn't perform well at her job that there would be dyer consequences. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#310
December 15, 2009, 02:10:35 PM
Poets don't have many friends due to their odeious personalities. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

#311
December 16, 2009, 05:46:36 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2009, 02:10:05 PM
The hair-stylist knew if she didn't perform well at her job that there would be dyer consequences. 

Heh, that one is certainly a cut above the rest.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

#312
December 17, 2009, 09:02:17 PM
The Navy sea men were given vas deferens as to what to do with their time when they came onto shore. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#313
December 17, 2009, 09:07:24 PM
When the blade strikes the guy
from the eye to the thigh,
thats Fiore!

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cainad (dec.)

#314
January 05, 2010, 06:55:34 AM
A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet ya $350 that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way."

The guy says, "Why not?"

And the butcher answers, "The steaks are too high!"
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