RWHN's Pun House

[Elder Iptuous]

What do you call a blind Stag?

No idea.

for the sake of print, it should be pointed out that this is a verbal pun relying on stretched pronunciation.
No-eyed deer.
(no idea)

So what do you call a blind stag with no legs?

Still no idea...

[AFK]

The doe was tired of the male deer causing so many problems in her class so she decided to pass the buck. 

[BadBeast]

The Doe came staggering out of the Forest, half dead, and bandy legged. As she passed, she said
"I'm not doing that again for four Bucks"!

[Elder Iptuous]

she would if they fawned over her enough....

[BadBeast]

In Hind sight, maybe you're right.

[AFK]

buck

[Elder Iptuous]

hey don't stop our fun there!
Have a hart!

[AFK]

You didn't get the pun.

Anyone? 

[Elder Iptuous]

 

all i could figure was the "buck stops here"
hm... big buck
bold buck
lone buck...
.,,,
nope. i don't get it...

[Freeky]

You didn't get the pun.

Anyone? 

Big buck(s). I just got that, actually.

[Elder Iptuous]

is that it RWHN?  why did you make is singular?

[Chairman Risus]

is that it RWHN?  why did you make is singular?

Because deep down, all punners are

[AFK]

You're all still wrong, though Freeky is warm.  Keep hunting.  

This is a quasi-visual pun. 

[Pæs]

buck

Oh, fuck.
20 point buck.

ETA: No, actually. "Oh fuck" doesn't quite express my outrage at your punnery. You get one of these as well.

[rong]

beer nuts are a dollar-fifty
deer nuts are under a buck.