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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Dawn and Early Summer

Started by vexaph0d, June 12, 2006, 05:49:08 AM

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Square box!
Eleven feet tall
Twelve would scratch my comfort zone

Vapid! Words!
The end of whose
Meaning equals the end of mine

Twisting chaotic nerve fibers do clench me
Betwixt their firm bosoms
Wombs extrapolating the surest Answer(TM)
I can't rhyme that shit

Without delay!
Or the meandering focus
On this my ball of mudded morning risen
To invade the dark so goth
Like cheap mascara.

ERIS oh ERIS your name is like my middle name
Except it has no H, and I think I complete you.

Without cabbages, I'm pretty sure coleslaw would be edible.
Hump! Hump the end of morning!
And make sticky the stagnant Afternoon;
When daylight sets in and bakes the world.

Why the fuck do I have to work today?

It isn't your fault, ERIS.
Fucking cabbages. Right?

*<crash noises, the sound of GiGi Allin making philosophy with an electric can opener, and a crowd of people demanding refunds from a defective generic pop machine>*

ugh!
FRied Eggs for Eris, the FREE Cabal. No applicants accepted.

tyrannosaurus vex

bump

because everybody else is dragging out the beatnik shit, so i'm gonna copy you.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.