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YUO: HOT SHIT OR NOT! (advice to noobs)

Started by saint aini, April 08, 2007, 03:40:02 PM

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BadBeast

#210
May 29, 2011, 08:14:11 AM
Bump.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Telarus

#211
May 31, 2011, 08:32:08 AM
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Telarus

#212
May 31, 2011, 08:35:20 AM
No offense dude, but I literally just had to go and chew a handful of coffee beans as a chemical short circuit to clear this thread out of my head.


Also....

Quote from: Your Mom on February 23, 2009, 04:40:57 AM
Quote from: saint aini on February 22, 2009, 08:59:45 PMthe blacks and the dirty sluts no longer bother me

:|

- Nigel, a black, dirty slut


I almost Poomped.
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BadBeast

#213
June 01, 2011, 11:04:30 AM
Quote from: Telarus on May 31, 2011, 08:35:20 AM
No offense dude, but I literally just had to go and chew a handful of coffee beans as a chemical short circuit to clear this thread out of my head.


Also....

Quote from: Your Mom on February 23, 2009, 04:40:57 AM
Quote from: saint aini on February 22, 2009, 08:59:45 PMthe blacks and the dirty sluts no longer bother me

:|

- Nigel, a black, dirty slut


I almost Poomped.
None taken. Worth a bump though.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#214
June 06, 2011, 06:55:33 PM
Quote from: saint aini on April 08, 2007, 03:40:02 PM


This is me fire breathing at a house party. Yes, that is real fire.  That is not an illusion or photoshop manipulating. Hot shit, you might say?

Yes and no.

I bring you this image because a number of those who shall not be named think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread, the hot shit, the uber true Discordian.  (Ich bilde tote ein "uber true Discordian".)

At the house party, yes. They never seen anyone breathe or eat fire live (and live).

At some of the theatre and fetish events I have gone to, I'm not yet on the radar for being considered for being invited to breathe fire because there are those who are far greater than I in this particular skill.  In different areas, I may be the one who is the cream of the crop, but I must remember always there may be one who is greater than I. 

I'm cool with that.  I know my place.  I know my destination.  I know life is a journey.  I have other skills for the shows, the most important being enjoying the show.

My advice to those who shall not be named is as follows:

In your Mister Rogerstm Neighborhood, you may be the best of the best, the most creative, coolest kid on the block.  Here, on this caberet-esque stage, you're just an audience member until you prove otherwise.  Tip those on stage, but don't get on stage until you are ready for this stage.  You don't know where the weak floor boards or trap doors are until you have been here for a while.  The only way you can prove otherwise is by repeatedly demonstrating on small levels that we can trust and enjoy you on larger ones.

Your post count will not help you.  Your connections on other boards will not persuade me to alter my opinion of you on this board.  Only by your deeds are you judged worthy of being accepted into the fold as a friend or worthy of being abused until I am smiling again (and you will enjoy the abuse.)

Yes, we're interested in the Principia Discordia, but not so much as to go "ZOMG 23!" every time we see that damned number. 

To breathe fire you must start with breathing water in the same manner.  It's safer and won't kill you.

In similar manner, play conservatively at first.  Convince us you use both hemispheres of your brain by being coherent about the Chao you see.  No one will be enlightened by you saying "MU" or speaking in duckspeak.  Then show us your true creative potential.  If you are not going to listen to any other piece of advice, at least put some effort into your posts.  Make them at least look like you took time to think, reflect, research or create.

I did not start fire breathing over one night.  It's been about a year since I started learning fire in general.  I have been burned by fire breathing, but not in ways that you might expect.  You see, when the fuel gets on you and stays on you for an extended period, it irritates the skin.  Swallow too much and you get pneumonia or the runs.  I have been lucky that I have not had that which shall not be mention happen.

You will get burned on these forums. It's par for the course. Anything worth doing comes at a cost to someone.

As usual, Aini's "advice to noobs" was "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#215
June 07, 2011, 07:54:27 AM
That was pretty much his(her) response to absolutely everything.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#216
June 07, 2011, 10:16:08 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 07, 2011, 07:54:27 AM
That was pretty much his(her) response to absolutely everything.

Some people just aren't happy, otherwise.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Slyph

#217
June 07, 2011, 10:35:59 AM
aini yalll got a face like bluto's asshole, yall got a face like the moooooooooon...........

The Good Reverend Roger

#218
June 08, 2011, 01:53:15 AM
Quote from: Slyph on June 07, 2011, 10:35:59 AM
aini yalll got a face like bluto's asshole, yall got a face like the moooooooooon...........

Oh, yeah.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1409403564
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eve

#219
June 08, 2011, 02:04:53 AM
 Oh...  wow.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Succulent Plant

#221
June 08, 2011, 02:17:32 AM
Can't see his pics without friending apparently..

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#222
June 08, 2011, 03:06:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2011, 01:53:15 AM
Quote from: Slyph on June 07, 2011, 10:35:59 AM
aini yalll got a face like bluto's asshole, yall got a face like the moooooooooon...........

Oh, yeah.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1409403564

OH NO.  :x The tattoos... dear god what is he thinking?

(if you can't see the pics when you click, just copy paste the link)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#223
June 08, 2011, 03:09:10 AM


This is apparently a person who saw this guy:



... and said to themselves "THAT'S AN AWESOME IDEA!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#224
June 08, 2011, 03:12:34 AM
What a fucking pussy!  :fap:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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