YUO: HOT SHIT OR NOT! (advice to noobs)

[the dreadful hours]

i loled until i cried

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I haven't really read any of this guy's posts, were lulz had? Should I go back and read?

only if you think "suck my dick" is unbelievably funny

Suck my dick is a tired phrase that people say before they get:
a) their dick sucked
b) their ass kicked
c) completely ignored.

[hunter s.durden]

Option B has an unproportionally high rate of being chosen.

[navkat]

It's not so much about dominance, but about contributing constructively.  I'm tired of noobs showing up, posting nonsense that isn't half funny, and arguing with us when we tell them that it's not funny.

I will *never* argue with you when you tell me it's not funny.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

to be fair, arguing when they'er told it isn't half funny has at least in the past lead to a couple of 3rd rate chuckles.

i prefer them not posting the unfunny shit in the first place, tbh

[hunter s.durden]

Nothing's funny.

Fuck n00bs.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nothing's funny.

Everything is funny.

[Doktor Loki]

People dont understand when I bust out laughing at what they percieve as nothing.
My strongest sense is my sense of humor.

[hunter s.durden]

People dont understand when I bust out laughing at what they percieve as nothing.
My strongest sense is my sense of humor.

I get that.

My psychological tests always say "innapropriate affect",  when in actuality i'm laughing at things above their notice.

Like injured old people.

Note: Roger, get Life Alert!.... "All senior citizens should ahve life alert."

[navkat]

People dont understand when I bust out laughing at what they percieve as nothing.
My strongest sense is my sense of humor.

I get that.

My psychological tests always say "innapropriate affect",  when in actuality i'm laughing at things above their notice.

Like injured old people.

Note: Roger, get Life Alert!.... "All senior citizens should ahve life alert."

"Psychological tests" are bullshit. So they manage to categorize your Neurological wiring...okay so what? Unless they use that information for good (ie: how to become more *inclusive* to the way a person already *is* instead of trying to force the newly "diagnosed" individual to conform) it's damned-near useless because people can't change their nature and the current system is designed only to make them feel ashamed of what that nature happens to be.

Am I making sense, here?

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

Nothing's funny.

Everything is funny.

Some things are funny.




lol, Hegel.

[Cain]

People dont understand when I bust out laughing at what they percieve as nothing.
My strongest sense is my sense of humor.

I have that.  Normally with TV programs that are not comedies. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I thought Forrest Gump was the funniest movie ever made.

Especially when Ginny dies from AIDS.

No one else in the theater seemed to share my sentiment.

[hunter s.durden]

"Psychological tests" are bullshit. So they manage to categorize your Neurological wiring...okay so what? Unless they use that information for good (ie: how to become more *inclusive* to the way a person already *is* instead of trying to force the newly "diagnosed" individual to conform) it's damned-near useless because people can't change their nature and the current system is designed only to make them feel ashamed of what that nature happens to be.

Am I making sense, here?

I totally get it.
You're really smart, ya know?
Are you a doctor or something?
I love doctors... tee hee.

Eat that Hustle...

[East Coast Hustle]

never bring a knife to a gunfight, Hunter.

you know better than that.