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There's only a handful of you, and you're acting like obsessed lunatics.

I honestly wouldn't want to ever be washed up on the shore unconscious on an island run by you lot.

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Started by P3nT4gR4m, April 13, 2007, 10:03:01 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

Lend me your ear and I'll fill your head with bullshit
I'm like a surgeon cutting up your mind
But this aint precision endoscopy or micro sutures
I'm something from the dark ages with a rusty saw and a pocketful of leeches

No anaesthetic - you already had your fill of that
I'm sucking all that out with a tube
all your cosy daydreams and mtv fantasies
poured into a bucket at my feet, leaving you nothing but the pain

The horrible realisation, bared like a corpses grin
laughing at how dumb you've been all these years
laughing so hard it starts to hurt, this is hysteria
this is my gift to you

I've planted my idea in your mental garden
not a good idea - mine is a badass mothefucker
vicious beyond belief, an obsession
chewing and tearing and strangling all the rest

My idea is a weed,it's a virus
it's gonna kill your happy thoughts
murder them in their sleep
and when you wake up there'll be no comfort

Just my idea gnawing away your soul

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

No takers?

Damn! I was quite pleased with this too.

Just goes to show..

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

It would be better with accoridan.

AFK

I believe Mang mentioned having an accordian.  We need to set him up with some recording software. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain


LMNO


Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

Hmmmm ... buckets of fail all round then.

Funny how sometimes I think I'm on to something then I realise it's just me.

...back to the drawing board then.

One day I'll have a manifesto of my very own,

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

Have at least three.  It confuses the proles more.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

If your not busy, write mine too.

I'm much too lazy for that sort of non-sense, but I've always wanted one.
This space for rent.

Triple Zero

if this is a song, maybe you should record it, because i can't really imagine what it's supposed to sound like.

i suppose an accordion could be worked into it

and tentacles
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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