PD.com: "a rather irritating form of hermetic terrorism".
:potd:
I heard of a cool new recipe for egg nog.Bourbon and ice cubes.
In other news, Christianity is still popular.
YEP.I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.
NO ITZ NOT! ONLY WHITE PEEPLE CAN BE RACIST!\
The very idea makes me as giddy as a Japanese schoolgirl with a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.
build a huge 23 out of plexiglaserect it somewhere on a big squareand fill it with cats
PECK HIM IN THA NADS!IN THAAAA NAAAAAADS!@~!@~!!!~\
WAYSA?CHEF D,THINKS YUO SHOULD STICK TO SMIRNOFF ICE
Quote from: GIGGLES on January 07, 2007, 07:30:31 amYEP.I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT I CAN FIT IN MY ASS.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 pmIn my case?"He died as he lived."andQuote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 pmQuote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 pmQuote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 amI wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.tie for
In my case?"He died as he lived."
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 pmQuote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 amI wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 amI wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.
Because I love to quote myself:Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 10:54:23 pmQuote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 10:26:17 pmIn my case?"He died as he lived."andQuote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 pmQuote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 pmQuote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 amI wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.tie for
OMG These are great!
when I was much younger, I once fired a bullfrog out of a potato gun.surprisingly enough, the bullfrog survived unharmed.until, that is, its flight trajectory carried it across the highway and into the passenger compartment of a speeding convertible.needless to say, hilarity ensued.
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.
