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[AFK]

Evil has no time for stupid little kitties.  It diminishes our badness, I can't be having my reputation sullied like that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just want to say I do not understand how it's gotten this way with RWHN. I spent the last two years working for a company that systematically fucks every last one of you every single day and making A LOT of money* doing it.

Some of us work for companies that do the same. Companies that cause real and very serious harm to people all over the world. I refuse to believe that RWHN ALL BY HIS LITTLE SELF is destroying America's children. And I don't understand how you people are taking what mostly amounts to a theoretical discussion and turning a very thoughtful articulate person into some kind of comic book super villain. It's fucking stupid.



*a good deal of which was spent on drugs.

And Roger works for Big Oil.

The difference isn't in where you guys work, it's in whether you're on board. Mentally, emotionally, ethically. We all have to eat, and this world is a super fucked up place so sometimes we have to work for fucked up people if we want to be able to pay for groceries.

And I know (and said) that RWHN isn't singlehandedly eroding America's remaining freedoms. He's just a pawn in an army of bureaucratic go-government thinkalikes. I'd have to axe every single one of them to make a difference, and even then they'd just be replaced as fast as corporate money could fund them.

I didn't mean to say you did, I just had the hot-blood. Sorry.

Oh sure, I (we) aren't on board. Hell having to pretend left me with a social anxiety and general stomach problems. But I cant imagine uttering such a pithy excuse to the children who once lived in towns near cobalt mines. Economically were almost all monsters. Some more than others. But we've all got teeth.

Oh, yeah.  There's no denying that.  If you live in the top 5% of the world's population - wealth wise - and we all do, then you are enjoying the fruits of the labor of slaves.  There's no getting around that.  We all have Teeth With Which To Eat, and guess what's on the menu?

In a similar vein, if you enlist in the US military, you are not "protecting our freedoms", you are a corporate soldier.  That's been true for more than a century.  But what can you do?  Convict everyone who owns a smartphone?  Imprison everyone in uniform?  Jail everyone who votes for a warmongering president?  Walk out of the cities and starve to death on the road?

I predict that the last on the list is going to start happening.

I don't.  At least not voluntarily.

I don't think it's going to happen en masse. But I bet it's already happening. People just snapping and having to get OUT, and then dying on the road. With cities becoming more dense and small communities disappearing, plus economic stress, shit's going to get weird.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Evil has no time for stupid little kitties.  It diminishes our badness, I can't be having my reputation sullied like that.

Tiny impotent bureaucrat has delusions of grandeur.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

He does flatter himself, doesn't he?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Evil has no time for stupid little kitties.  It diminishes our badness, I can't be having my reputation sullied like that.

[AFK]

To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

He does flatter himself, doesn't he?

Well it isn't just any kind of Bad Person who has the ability to oppress and lock up your kids.  That takes a very special kind of Bad Person, and I guess I'm just the kind of Bad Person to do it.  In fact, while I was typing this, my buddies arrested 20 kids in your neighborhood and now they're picking up trash on the Interstate.

Because, I'm Bad, I'm Bad, you know it!  Huh!  Yeah, you know I'm Bad! I'm Bad!  You know it! 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I care about kids being armed with themselves as they take on The System and The Machine.  That makes me a despicable creature, of course. 

No, that makes you a Robot Attack Unicron, which are magical creatures:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPXskJBFl4

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

To say it once again, since you seem to be preening yourself under the illusion that anyone thinks you're evil, no one thinks you're evil. I, however, think you're shitty. Cat shit is also shitty, but it's not evil. Same approximate thing.

He does flatter himself, doesn't he?

Well it isn't just any kind of Bad Person who has the ability to oppress and lock up your kids.  That takes a very special kind of Bad Person, and I guess I'm just the kind of Bad Person to do it.  In fact, while I was typing this, my buddies arrested 20 kids in your neighborhood and now they're picking up trash on the Interstate.

Because, I'm Bad, I'm Bad, you know it!  Huh!  Yeah, you know I'm Bad! I'm Bad!  You know it!

You're an ineffective little pussy but you support the policies that got my kids locked up time and again all through school.

That's only one reason you're a piece of shit, but it's enough for me.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.

Bullshit!  Exhibit A, the "Nazi" fiasco at EB&G.  The implications of me in a triste w/Nixon are pretty clear and is a commentary on my character.  You damn well would be pissed if someone did that to you, and you were when it happened at EB&G.  Nice consistency there bub.

If it's any consolation, I still think you're a bad person and if what I devote my life to has any one effect on public policy, I hope it's to eliminate your job and all the jobs of people like you.

I don't often say that someone is simply a bad person because I don't think that most people are, but I think you are. You and Babs. Same exact category, and for the same exact reason; because you honestly don't see any harm in the incredibly destructive policies/belief system you support and perpetuate. My only consolation is that I suspect you heavily exaggerate your level of influence, but it's small consolation indeed because the people who actually do have influence want exactly the same thing you want, which is to "intervene" by sending more children to prison for a paycheck.

Babylon is a relatively harmless bad guy. You, on the other  hand, are not, and the harm you do to our society directly involves children, which, were I not opposed to corporal punishment in any way other than metaphorically, I would love to have you strung up and hamstrung.

THIS.

[P3nT4gR4m]

An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

Blew. Me. Away!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

Blew. Me. Away!

Yes.

And I just read some music reviews, so I totally agree: BEING A HIPSTER WOULD SUCK WAY WORSE THAN BEING A RETARD WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE MUH MUH MUH UH UH MUH MUH AND BLEEDS TO DEATH FROM A GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE KNEE AND GOES TO HELL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

An epic haiku, based on a nightmarish image I had of Nigel in her new job, if her new job was in Tucson and done by Arizona rules.

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Nigel holds the gun

Her shadow engulfs
Her hair is blocking the sun
She thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Nigel simply does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Nigel
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
She shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Nigel laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
Why is she so mean?

Nigel aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't she kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The girl who shot me chuckles
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
Because I am retarded
The Law is very clear

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a hipster
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards too.

Blew. Me. Away!

Wait

How the fuck did I not see this yesterday?

[Junkenstein]

Before it gets lost in the forthcoming (43?) pages of Drugs+drugs:

THIS FREAD IS NOW ABOUT A FINE ASS.

Ha ha ha! Did you think you could derail the DRUG thread? Ha ha ha!

Here's how drug threads work: some dumb spag gets a hit of the forbidden fread -- just a hit, you know, and he thinks he's not coming back for more. Nah, man, he just wants to be cool with his pals down in the AI. But it hooks into him. Soon, he needs another hit. He's eaten all his potato chips and processed meat sticks, and there's just something so lifeless and bland about these other threads, like Fat City -- christ, so fucking grey and boring. He tries to fight it, but it's just too hard. So he steps back out of his safe, comfortable home and into the mean streets of DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

Here's the thing though, it's not just him. No, he got into it because of all his friends. And his other friends are hearing from him now. He's offering them statistics and drama. They're intrigued and scared -- what if he won't be their friend if they don't try it? So they do. And now they're hooked.

Soon you have spags swapping case studies and cheap insults in the halls of Apple Talk -- it's not acceptable.

We can't just tolerate this, you know? It's a disease, not just for Apple Talk, but for all the spags who go there, and even -- dare I say it -- all of the PD of com. It's not SAFE. Now, some places, see, they go whole hog -- they take the users and they ban them. They can't get back in, they have that stigma now -- "oh, you're one of the DRUGS AND DRUGS guys. Yeah, I have somewhere to be right now." They're stuck in THE SYSTEM now, and it ruins their lives.

But I prefer to work on the level of education and prevention. I believe we can have a more wholesome PD by taking the users aside, and putting them through treatment programs and educating them on the dangers of drug threads. There's just one issue -- with drug threads running rampant in our glorious forum, I can't complete the HOLY MISSION that I've chosen to follow. Without prohibition, there's no way that we can keep our spags safe from DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

And that is just unacceptable.

Gold. And if that doesn't cover the entire fucking thread I don't care.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Before it gets lost in the forthcoming (43?) pages of Drugs+drugs:

THIS FREAD IS NOW ABOUT A FINE ASS.

Ha ha ha! Did you think you could derail the DRUG thread? Ha ha ha!

Here's how drug threads work: some dumb spag gets a hit of the forbidden fread -- just a hit, you know, and he thinks he's not coming back for more. Nah, man, he just wants to be cool with his pals down in the AI. But it hooks into him. Soon, he needs another hit. He's eaten all his potato chips and processed meat sticks, and there's just something so lifeless and bland about these other threads, like Fat City -- christ, so fucking grey and boring. He tries to fight it, but it's just too hard. So he steps back out of his safe, comfortable home and into the mean streets of DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

Here's the thing though, it's not just him. No, he got into it because of all his friends. And his other friends are hearing from him now. He's offering them statistics and drama. They're intrigued and scared -- what if he won't be their friend if they don't try it? So they do. And now they're hooked.

Soon you have spags swapping case studies and cheap insults in the halls of Apple Talk -- it's not acceptable.

We can't just tolerate this, you know? It's a disease, not just for Apple Talk, but for all the spags who go there, and even -- dare I say it -- all of the PD of com. It's not SAFE. Now, some places, see, they go whole hog -- they take the users and they ban them. They can't get back in, they have that stigma now -- "oh, you're one of the DRUGS AND DRUGS guys. Yeah, I have somewhere to be right now." They're stuck in THE SYSTEM now, and it ruins their lives.

But I prefer to work on the level of education and prevention. I believe we can have a more wholesome PD by taking the users aside, and putting them through treatment programs and educating them on the dangers of drug threads. There's just one issue -- with drug threads running rampant in our glorious forum, I can't complete the HOLY MISSION that I've chosen to follow. Without prohibition, there's no way that we can keep our spags safe from DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS AND DRUGS.

And that is just unacceptable.

Gold. And if that doesn't cover the entire fucking thread I don't care.

Damn near pissed myself.