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Jasper

onelook.com could not account for vulvanity.

halp

Suu

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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

They spelled intarspheres wrong.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 04, 2007, 03:19:43 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 04, 2007, 07:57:59 AM
Quote from: Izzo on June 04, 2007, 07:22:53 AM
Tonight, while playing trivial pursuit, I learned that Nigerians put lizard shit in their weed.

Actually, I've known about that one for a while.
From what I understand, you don't need weed for the lizard shit to be effective.

Lys, I'd hang out with you just to see what kind of retarded shit you could be talked into doing.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Shibboleet The Annihilator

 :lulz:

I was just about to post that.

Suu

Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goatee and everything.

It was fucking awesome.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

tbh, that was how I read it too.  C'mon, someone starts a post with midget in the first sentence, you've gotta assume goatse over goatee. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

damn it, I read it as goatse over goatse  :x
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

Quote from: triple zero on June 05, 2007, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 05, 2007, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: davedim on June 05, 2007, 02:11:41 AM
I saw a midget with red hair a few days ago.

I was like OMG leprechaun!

He had a goaste goatse and everything.

It was fucking awesome.

I keep reading it this way.


It's freaking me out.


i read it like that, too. and you spelled it wrong. at least when i misread things, i misread them properly!

A: Yes but your dutch, and therefore you HAVE to misread anything at a genius level

B: Davey told me this on IRC, but as it was IRC, and the first rule of IRC is you don't talk about IRC (at least where TGRR and ECH will read it), I told no one. Apparently, he wasn't in green clothes, and so doesn't qualify entirely as a leprechaun...

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on June 05, 2007, 08:08:55 PM
"We were right in the middle of doing the Pork Shoulder, when she suddenly leaned over and snorted a Darth Cupcake."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fuzzymike

Quote from: saint aini on May 07, 2007, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 07, 2007, 03:05:32 PM


Most humans don't count as human



Seconded, unless I'm late in which case thirded or fourthed, whichever applies.
That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger... except polio.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."