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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

 :lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I think the lulz post was made after we started the whole MW thing however I did find one of my early Cha-Cha expploits there and I must say I lol'ed:

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 29, 2007, 01:56:11 AM
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EmileD
EmileD: Welcome to ChaCha!
EmileD: Hello
EmileD: How are you?
You: Hey, how are you?
You: I'm OK. You?
EmileD: iam good
EmileD: How can I help you today?
You: Well, some guys at work were talking about "meatspin" and I was wondering what it was
EmileD: ok, just one moment while I look it up for you
You: OH MY GOD!
You: WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!
EmileD: you asked what it was
EmileD: its my job to give you the info you asked for
You: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
You: EW!!!
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
EmileD: well you asked for it
You: YOU'RE SICK!
EmileD: whats wrong with you fag!!!
EmileD: you must be gat!!!!
EmileD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (fuck you!!!!)
You: YOU SHOW ME THAT AND HAVE THE GAUL TO CALL *ME* GAY!?
EmileD: biat** you asked for it!!
EmileD: ho
EmileD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Felix on May 31, 2007, 01:33:27 AM
I don't complain, I make aesthetic appraisals.

For example, my aesthetic appraisal of being shot:  "Ow, argh!  This is worse than deadly horse rape!"

saint aini

two furries (well, one very mild case and one very severe case) in one week!  We must do something to contain the spread of the Furry.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

saint aini

Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

LMNO

Quote from: Lysergic on June 07, 2007, 03:02:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 02:45:16 PM
Quote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

:potd:

I gotta hand it to you... that was clever.




I feel so special.

saint aini

special in the retarded sense or genuinely special?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

LMNO


Payne

Quote from: davedim on June 07, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 07, 2007, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 07, 2007, 03:17:14 PM
Also, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood".  :mrgreen:

You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood"  :lulz:

:potd:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cain on June 07, 2007, 03:55:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 02:45:16 PM
Quote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

Is that because you nail hot, sweaty Jews with it?

saint aini

Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 08, 2007, 03:12:50 AM

If you lie I will spellcheck and re-grammar all of your posts and PM them to you.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 07, 2007, 06:31:59 AM
:lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.

mohel

you mean the penis snipper right?