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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

whatever I'm adding my own post again

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:29:56 PM
whatever I'm adding my own post again

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 13, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ONE CRAMULUS CLAPPING
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

tyrannosaurus vex

hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: vexati0n on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Messier Undertree


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: vexati0n on June 14, 2007, 07:50:52 PM
to piss of an inept client:

take their application as soon as they hand it to you and before asking them any questions, take out an oversized rubber stamp that says DENIED and hit their application with it two or three times. then, ask them what they do for a living.


Discord

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 13, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial

you deserve to get laid every minute for that answer.
heres a mitten do with it what you want to...
:mittens:

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."


Suu

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 20, 2007, 02:57:09 PM
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Mangrove on June 20, 2007, 05:23:07 PM
This just in: Scrid back from vacation on Monday.

In other news:

Contractors working on Astral Pillar Renovation project have gone on strike. Spokesman for the Union Of Alternate Realities Maintenance Workers stated: "Until Mol settles his overdue accounts, we are unable to continue working."

A source close to SSOOKNTV , who wished to remain anonymous, said:

"There's just no way we can keep up with the demand. The pillars are riddled with HIMEOBS. Basically we're just firefighting, but I expect that the level of damage will eventually exceed our ability to patch it up. Personally, I think the whole thing should be torn down..."

Meanwhile: Rumours  that a beaver army is amassing in New England have, so far, proven unfounded.

Coming up after the break: Our special report. Is excessive sex damaging our ability to use public transport?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.