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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Suu

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 21, 2007, 04:22:00 PM
Hi guys im new here my name is professor cramulus. I got into discordia after reading the principia written on a bathroom stall. In a moment of shitting satori I experienced the entire universe hitting the water and then flushed it all away hail eris
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: triple zero on June 21, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
Quote from: navkat on June 21, 2007, 08:49:39 PM
You're the only one still trying to cram your pathetic, little cock into my asshole.

ok but what do you want?

the collective vagina seems to be full of sand


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 11, 2007, 05:05:20 PM
I thought Forrest Gump was the funniest movie ever made.

Especially when Ginny dies from AIDS.

No one else in the theater seemed to share my sentiment.

:lulz:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on December 08, 2006, 10:14:30 AM
OH SNAP
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:joshua:
/
ON!







GET IT?!
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:joshua:
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SNAP-ON!?!?!






THEY MAKE TOOLS!
/
:joshua:
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!

Suu

TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Payne

Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 25, 2007, 08:44:54 PM
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )

I care not for the bouquet. Quit slamming on my Buddy(tm), as declared by Faust.

Also, that is all.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#248
YUO SUCK AT DRIVING TEH WISDOM CUBE! I ORDER YUO NOT TO SUCK!

Also,
Quote from: Netaungrot on June 25, 2007, 09:44:39 PM


Payne



Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2007, 03:42:40 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on June 25, 2007, 03:17:34 AM
I wonder if it would come out looking like a cheeto.

Who cares?  I'd be dead.  She'd have to figure out how to get 250 pounds of old dead beef out of her coochie.

TGRR,
Doesn't care.

hunter s.durden

Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 25, 2007, 01:13:59 AM
I quit the thing half-way through. I think that sums up my politics.
Chopra might be my new political advisor.
This space for rent.


P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark