ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[LMNO]

That looks like meatspin.

Yes, I'm that familiar with it to recognize it as ASCII art.

[Triple Zero]

try copypasting the text to windows notepad and look again.

(or in MS Word setting the font to "courier" will also do the trick)

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=7031

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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Triple Zero]

I was walking around in Boston the other week shouting into my phone (which was off) "Get the cat out of the microwave. GET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE. Of course it's meowing, it doesn't like being in a fucking microwave! TELL THE UPS MAN TO SHUT UP, UNPLUG THE MICROWAVE AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME. JESUS." *click* I got some confused looks. I got some disgusted looks. I got some downright horrified looks. Did I accomplish some great Discordian goal? Yes: I got lots of lulz.



oh yeah and everybody was illuminated

also, i'm gonna steal this.

[Cramulus]

I did that five or six times that weekend, usually in front of outdoor cafe type places.

The best was when I got onto a bus shouting at my phone, and whole bus shut up and was staring at me. After I hung up, my buddy Dwayne looked at me and cut the silence,

"Dude. That cat is fucked."

[Cramulus]

ATTN: HOMELESS MAN JACKING OFF IN THE PARK

ANAL?

[Jasper]

Oh fucking crap, this thread made my day.

[Suu]

whatever, I was in a stabratory mood when I started this thread.

you suckers are gonna get STABBED

STABBED BAD
WIT A KNIFE

*hides Squeek from EVIL STABBING CRAM behind a conveniently located huge surprised banana*

-- (sssh i has invisibiels)

[AFK]

We don't just eat the menu....we fuck it too.

[Mangrove]

I have lived for seventeen years on this planet we call Earth, however i only consider myself one year old.

He isn't a vampire.  He's a cicada. 

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NOBODY MOVES!






THIS IS A THROBBERY!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Despite the fact that you just gave yourself POTD...



Also,

My mom likes Sepultura.

Srsly.

Net is on FIRE!

[Suu]

FUCK YOU, MY MOM LOST HER MIDDLE FINGER FLIPPING OFF A LAWNMOWER!