ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Jenne]

TTM has taken over RWHN's body!  (or his account...)

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

or both

[Triple Zero]

i saw that it was a post, i was just not sure about the pun, i thought it was something to do with post-rock or something

[AFK]

It was the best post I could find that day.  Next time I'll try harder. 

[Cramulus]

STFU and answer the question goddamnit

Who's the chick with the tits?

Another girl from the sketch troupe.

Yes, she's legal, no, she doesn't live anywhere near any of you, no, she's not single.

Any further questions?

ANAL?

[Jenne]

The Scrid is everyone's friend!

Unless, of course, you have a problem with booze. And if you have a problem with booze, you have no place in this world!

[Cramulus]

...aaaand the shit continues to flow downhill.

OSHIT I LEFT MY FAN DOWNHILL

[Idem]

[Cainad (dec.)]

I love to fnord things.

i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out.


wutsyer point?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

i like to poke at bloated roadkill with a stick till it tears a hole and all the maggots spill out...


...and then I make sweet sweet love to it because there's nothing hotter than maggot infested woundsex.

FIXED!

...because there's probably something seriously wrong with me.

[LMNO]

Nah, we were all thinking it, you're just the one who said it first.

[Suu]

Man, they just don't make maggot-infested roadkill up North like they do in Florida....That shit used to give me nightmares.

[LMNO]

It's the heat.  And the humidity.

[Suu]

You say that like it doesn't get humid here?

[LMNO]

Not in that swampy, "just shoot me in the head" humidity that happens every fucking day.

Yeah, NE gets a little humid, but MY GAWD.