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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Discord on April 16, 2007, 11:24:21 PM
i meant your pic god damnit.
I'd love to see YOU quit bitching  :lulz:
Thats when i know, the end of the universe is near.

Oh, okay then.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

OP has been derailed, so I'm quoting roger awarding me Best. Post. Evar. to keep up appearances. :mrgreen:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 25, 2007, 02:55:20 PM
Quote from: l0c0dantes on March 25, 2007, 04:30:49 AM
Yea, got talked in to it by a girl, and have no idea what to expect other than discordian is zen for roundeyes, so by that logic, I alredy know something. But what?
Zen is paying money to go to a seminar on Zen, only to realise you've wasted your money.
Those smiles the monks give you aren't because they like you, those smiles are people laughing at you deep down inside. Stupid roundeyes. They'll pay for anything.

Best.  Post.  Evar.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: triple zero on April 20, 2007, 10:12:36 AM
WTF BUT MY PHYSICS TEACHER
SAID IT WAS 99% EMPTY SPACE
     SRSLY
         \


Shibboleet The Annihilator

...and from yesterday (since I wasn't here  because I was out doing EXCITING irl stuff for GREAT JUSTICE)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2007, 04:09:03 AM
http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2007/04/19/641634.html&cvqh=itn_gonzales

Gonzales marched out of the hearing at its conclusion, shortly before 5 p.m., as protesters began singing "Hey, hey, goodbye" from the 1970s hit song by Steam.

:lulz:

Jasper

Another sample of greatness

QuoteHI, I,ÄôM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN,ÄôS WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGIUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE,ÄôS SACRED DOMAIN ,Äî YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED JESUS RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.


Dingo

Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 15, 2007, 01:08:41 AM
me and my friends strapped a frog with silly putty to a coke can full of gasoline and set it on fire, it was fucking awesome.

I'd love to see you jiggle under the same circumstances. Dork.


Jenne

Quote from: sillycybinOh give me a home
where there's no pope of rome
no chapels to sadden my eyes (my eyes)
no nuns and no priests
and no rosary beads
every day is the 12th of July

(to the tune of home on the range)


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Mangrove on April 23, 2007, 06:23:54 PM
the matrix = gnosticism with microchips.


OH NOES!!11 TEH ROBOTZ MADE AN EVIL WORLD OF ILLUSION!!

IT'S OK!! WE CAN EAT PILLS AND USE KUNG-FU!






guest7654


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

Quote from: rzasthole on April 05, 2007, 06:27:03 AM
you will never be free from my curse ....*starts speaking in tongues*
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 12, 2007, 01:19:44 PM
If I was randomly shot, I would do my best to make an inappropriate noise. OooooooOOOOOOoooohlalalalalalalalalal -- not quite the noise you'd expect from a man who's been fatally wounded.

the guy would probably shoot me again.

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on April 13, 2007, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 13, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 12, 2007, 04:34:32 AM
I wouldn't say anything, I would just start jacking off.

Best one EVER! This man is a genius!

What will the coroner say when he sees your hand with a rigormortis grip on your wank?

He wouldn't say anything, he would just start jacking off.

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I still laugh at PC's every time I see it.

Cramulus


Idem

A do laugh every time I read that.