ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

WHAT AM I FOR?

[Vene]

I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Really? I thought you were supposed to be some sort of girl.

Let me get to the scientists about this and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, you might want to buy some test tubes and a couple of balloons.

P.S. Sorry if you are and you had your womb removed or something, that was insensitive of me.

Last time I checked I was male.  Do I come off as girly?


Err... I mean, how dare you question my manhood! 

It's cool dude, just go with it. Chicks dig girly men.

Interesting, very interesting.  This may just work to my advantage.  Now, the real question is; does wearing a dress help or hinder my chances?

By the way, I find this more humorous than insulting

[Suu]

The Chamber of Commerce, D.C. lobbyists, firms that rely on cheap labor and a host of "astroturf" front groups are building a war chest that could reach hundreds of millions of dollars in an effort to build a firewall against EFCA and other efforts to put a check on corporate power and rebuild a declining middle class. A recent report on the front page of the Wall Street Journal about how Wal-Mart -- the nation's largest employer -- is "mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors" in an effort to discourage its workers from voting Democratic this fall generated quite a bit of controversy. According to a report in the National Journal that received less attention, "several business-backed groups ... (including) two fledgling coalitions fighting labor-supported legislation and the conservative political group Freedom's Watch are trying to raise $100 million for issue advocacy and get-out-the-vote efforts to benefit about 10 GOP Senate races."

I love my country, but increasingly it feels like an abusive relationship. C'mon back, baby. It'll be different this time. No more queer baiting or warmongering or shitting on the poor. Just give me one more shot. Don't we have a good time together, baby? Don't we?

so America is one big Ike Turner?

Pretty much. And I have to keep telling the international community that I walked into a door.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Me too!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

He had a heart attack or soemthing while running on a treadmill.

I hope his pubes got caught in the belt before he went lights out.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I still don't see what the big deal with that photo is

from a purely psychoanalytical perspective, one might glean the following possibilities:

- The flag is presented backwards to whoever might be looking. This might not be a big issue by itself (at least it isn't upside-down) but one might point out that although the flag is presented backwards to the audience, to King George, the flag is presented in its proper orientation. This may indicate that Dubya is more concerned with the way things look to him than with how they look to others.

- The President is sitting much closer to the attractive girl on his left than to his wife.

- The grin on the First Lady's face can be described in no way except "obligatory." She is obviously much better than anyone else in the stadium.

- The President's arm and the First Lady's chest appear to have approximately the same freckle density, indicating they are in fact robots, covered in recycled skin from melanoma patients.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Also, wade, learn to auto-rejoin breathe battery acid.

Fixed.

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WET WILLY OF DEATH!

[Payne]

It should be noted that many PUMAs are Cougars.

[Payne]

Well... I have recently started to worship the semi-colon as the One True Representative of Gods love for His People.

Heathen.  Ampersand is the one true lord. 

Blashphemy!  The true believers know where it's @.

[Suu]

"While you snooze and lose, I booze the Suus"?

"While you abstain, I'm bringin the Payne"?

"IF it chops you to piecus it's gotta be Risus (for breakfast)"

Doesn't rhyme!

Neither does "Tighten your sphincter, here comes Richter".

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Bahaha!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Is there a word for making a good point and using shitty examples?

"Discordianism."

[Suu]

WRATH isn't stored, if it isn't shat out on demand, it's worth NOTHING.

[Suu]

Dear Wade,

You're an idiot.

Love,
LMNO

Dear LMNO,

Stop sending me Wade's mail.


Sincerely,
Risus

Dear LMNO,

Risus made it with a whale?

Warmly,
RWHN

Dear RWHN,

I got a whale in the mail?

Regards,

Kaousuu

Dear Suu,

You have a Whale Tail?

Fappingly,
LMNO

Dear LMNO,

Yes I'd LOVE a tall ale!

Drunkenly,
Kaousuu

Dear RWHN,

Suu's whale ails. 
Will it fail?


Rhymetastically,
LMNO

Rev.WHN

Due to recent regulations and prohibitions, we no longer make anything out of whales.

Yours faithfully,
Risus

Dear Everyone,

wut?

Confusingly,
RWHN

Dearest Cainad,

We will try to stamp out this unfortunate trend.

Best Wishes,
RWHN

Dear Cainad,

Yuo fail.

Signed,
Kaousuu