ITT: Best Posts of the Day

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3:45 And Nigel instructed the multitudes, saying, "The only animal you may not fuck is the chicken; for it alone among beasts cannot return your love.  Likewise, the only facility that is banned unto thee is the port-a-potty, for man was not meant to shit in a smelly closet.  So go hence, and shatter them with your hammers and adzes and mattocks, that thou might make a big blue lake for the betterment of all."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You may be a diverse group of people with varied life experiences and perspectives and opinions, but, as evidenced by the most recent DRUGZLOL thread (and the last dozen or so) you all share one commonality:

You take the term "argumentative" and you tie it down to a chair with no seat and beat its testicles in with a rope until it agrees with everything you have to say. Then you drag it down to the sea and shove its face into the waves until it comes up with new evidence to back your claims. Then you tie it upside down beneath a tree branch and shoot it in the abdomen with a potato cannon until it writes a 300 page thesis on why it's fallacious to disagree with you on any subject at any time or space.

EVERY. LAST. ONE OF YOU.
And it makes me lurve you so.

Not me though. I ain't like that.

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Im posting this in the hopes that it will derail this thread into something more worthwhile, like drama, or a discussion about the ethics of writing scat porn about forum members. May God have mercy on my soul.

RWHN lapped hungrily at Nixon's asshole. Worshiping the anus of American power. "OHHHHH YEAH THATS THE STUFF!" Nixon exclaimed, jowles shivering in pleasure.  The Reverend's tongue explored Richard's cave, until it found the sweet treasure buried within.
Nixon's prostate spasmed uncontrollably and his anus clamped down on RWHN's tongue as streams of semen shot from Nixons cock all over RWHN's young supple body.

"Tee-heee," said RWHN, "How are you supposed to fuck me now that youve came Nixon-san?" Nixon's eyes shot open with a mad rage and he grabbed RWHN hard around the shoulders, "A man isnt finished when he is defeated. Hes finished when he quits."
Richard forced the reverend to the ground and pulled his arms behind his back. "No! Nixon-san, I havent prepared myself! im dirty!". Nixon replied, "Sorry son, but its time to move from the era of negotiation to the era of penetration!" Nixon entered his tight un-lubed asshole and began pumping.

"Nixon-san! Pull out! Pull out!" RWHN screamed, but he was too late. A cacophony of cock-muted farts came from RWHN's ass trumpet, followed by a fecal flood worthy of a scatological Jehovah. Tears streamed down the Reverends face, "N-Nixon-san stop fucking me! Youre making it worse!" Nixon continued pumping unfazed, "If Im going to withdraw from this, its going to be with honor."

After nearly a half an hour of tearful shit smelling dry anal sex, RWHN started to get into it. "OH NIXON-SAN, MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!!!" he yelled as he pushed his tender ass against Nixons powerful rod. With a final spurt of diarrhea Nixon and RWHN both came, and collapsed onto each other.
"I screwed up real good, didnt I?" Nixon said surveying the feces and sexual fluids caking both their bodies. RWHN curled up in Nixons arms, "Oh Nixon-san, please dont legalize weed." Nixon cuddled with RWHN "You know, it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana are Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Rev? What is the matter with them? I suppose it is because most of them are psychiatrists. "

[Everyone laughs but Spock]
[Cut to black]

[Placid Dingo]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

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Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I think it is imperative for my maturity into adulthood that you administer a stern lecture about bullying at this juncture.

[Placid Dingo]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I think it is imperative for my maturity into adulthood that you administer a stern lecture about bullying at this juncture.

I've said my piece. That's enough.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I'm not entirely certain where you think you woke up this morning.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

I'm not entirely certain where you think you woke up this morning.

[AFK]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sure. Everybody's motivated by PEER PRESSURE and EMOTIONAL WELLBEING ISSUES.

FAIL

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

I suspect butthurt. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

I suspect butthurt. 

No, no.

It's "I HEAR AND OBEY!  I HEAR AND OBEY!  WHERE'S MY TOASTER?"

[AFK]

Ohh nice.

You know when my TWELVE YEAR OLD student act like this we have the bullying talk.

I dunno it kinda feels that step too far. Im no fan.

Dude, let them have their fun, I'm no worse for wear. 


I knew when Glitterpuss PM'd me and asked me if he could do this and I told him "No" and to buzz off, he was going to do it anyway. That tells you a lot about the quality of a person, doesn't it?


The need and desire to be accepted creates some very strong gravity.

Sorry, I left my fucking mind lazors on.  It is of course impossible that he simply wanted to do it on his own.  Because there's people - like you - and there's robots, like everyone else.

Right?

So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So do you approve of what he did?  Just curious.  I mean if I privately asked you if I could use your name in a graphic pun, and you said no, and I did it anyway....would you be okay with that?

If you used my PD name?  No, I don't think I'd get too pissed.  I'm not Coolio, after all.  If he posted your PI, then yeah, time to get pissed.

But what does my apathy ("approval") have to do with it?  Am I controlling him with my orbital mind control lasers or something?  Are you fucking suggesting that nobody here is capable of doing anything without my approval or consent? 

I am the new Dr Fu Manchu.  I am the cancer that is killing PD.  I am the reason behind all the nasty things that happen here...

...You need some fucking tinfoil for your hat.  It's the only way to be SAFE.