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Mangrove

#525
March 11, 2008, 04:27:05 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 AM
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY

My new favourite phrase.  :lulz:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#526
March 15, 2008, 07:24:37 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#527
March 18, 2008, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2008, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 17, 2008, 07:28:57 PM
I wanted to point out that for some reason, we got Wilford Brimley:



Wilford Brimley is a Scientologist?!?!?!

Quote from: keeper entropic on March 18, 2008, 02:14:52 AM

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                                    Diabeetusnetics.

Cramulus

#528
March 20, 2008, 02:56:13 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 04, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
THIS THREAD GIVES ME THE UH OH FEELING
I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT
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:hosrie:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#529
March 21, 2008, 04:52:21 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 21, 2008, 07:49:39 AM
ITT I grant the government the special power of spontaneous combustion

and I'll throw in incontinence for extra lulz
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#530
March 22, 2008, 05:08:19 AM Last Edit: March 22, 2008, 05:10:35 AM by Ten Ton Mantis
Quote from: IasonOuabache on March 12, 2008, 08:00:53 AM


Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2008, 02:21:44 AM
John the puppy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were US Marines in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other dogs were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a puppy for fourteen months. When he was young he watched the soldiers base and he said to dad "I want to go on the base daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY US MARINES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the dusty heat of Iraq he knew there were soldiers.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "We got another of those rabies infected dustmops"
So John charged the US Marines.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Marine.
"I will throw him off the cliff" said the Marine and he picked him up by the scruff of the neck. John growled and fought and scratched and not able to kill, as he was thrown off the cliff.
"No! I must kill the Marines" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Marines"
And then John was a zombie.

TTM,
custodian of win.

AFK

#531
March 24, 2008, 03:35:57 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#532
March 24, 2008, 04:19:08 PM


Lies

#533
March 26, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#534
March 26, 2008, 06:48:30 PM
It represents the crumbling state of my very soul.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#535
March 26, 2008, 07:16:32 PM
It looks like a broken fence?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#536
March 26, 2008, 07:21:48 PM
Yeah, it's quite tragic really. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#537
March 26, 2008, 07:25:28 PM
    IT'S A POST!
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AFK

#538
March 26, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Shuddap you Mutton-Chopped Codger!!!
/
:argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#539
March 26, 2008, 07:31:14 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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