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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#570
April 18, 2008, 02:38:10 AM
im still laughin at that

P3nT4gR4m

#571
April 18, 2008, 06:18:50 PM Last Edit: April 18, 2008, 06:22:58 PM by SillyCybin
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 18, 2008, 06:13:39 PM
What this thread has taught me:

In March 2003 I watched as our government sat by and let the Bush administration send our country down a bad path. Like hundreds of millions of Americans around me, I did not support the war, so naturally I was disgusted to see the majority of congress do nothing, and then vote for things that would enhance the war.

It was almost unforgivable.

But a few days ago, I found I was wrong about the nature of decision making. I voted yes to Slashfic on the PD. I thought it would be funnay. I thought it would be cute. I thought wrong. I didn't have the foresight to get a good view of the consequences of a Slashfic thread, and I chose rashly.

Well, corrupt politicians, I'm sorry. I now understand how lack of understanding can lead to horror.

Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 18, 2008, 06:20:42 PM
When the word fluid is put in quotes, I automatically think semen is being secretly talked about.

Double whammy!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

#572
April 18, 2008, 09:50:32 PM
Quote from: 30 Cent Solution on April 18, 2008, 01:38:16 PM
Unitarian Universalism is religion for people who are smart enough to know better but have decided that the menu tastes OK after all.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Triple Zero

#573
April 20, 2008, 01:12:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 18, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

:lulz:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Messier Undertree

#574
April 20, 2008, 05:39:34 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 18, 2008, 11:24:51 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 18, 2008, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 18, 2008, 07:36:20 AM
Cute dog!

He freaks out when you blow on his face.  It's priceless.

Masturbating on pets is a sign of EVIL!

Cramulus

#575
April 21, 2008, 04:55:25 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on April 21, 2008, 02:50:59 AM
I FART SUNSHINE AND HUGS
AND DANCING COOKIES
AND I AM HERE TO SOLVE
ALL YR EXISTENTIAL CRISES
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:hosrie:

super fucking valid worldview ITT

Idem

#577
April 21, 2008, 07:31:48 PM

Cramulus

#578
April 21, 2008, 07:32:24 PM
oh my god give it a rest already

Lies

#579
April 21, 2008, 07:40:20 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#580
April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?

Triple Zero

#581
April 21, 2008, 07:55:48 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 21, 2008, 07:32:24 PM
oh my god give it a rest already

Speaking as a mother,

NO.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#582
April 21, 2008, 08:00:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Sorry, why was that funny again?
Speaking as a mother, because YOU don't get it   :lulz: :lulz:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#583
April 21, 2008, 08:12:09 PM
I hope you get mugged.

Lies

#584
April 21, 2008, 08:16:27 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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