ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Iason Ouabache]

                 THIS ENDS HERE
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                 QUIT REPLYING
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                 NO YOU QUIT REPLYING
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                 YOU FIRST
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                       OKAY
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                 YOU CAN'T SAY OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP
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                       NO U
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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

that was epic

[Chairman Risus]

Till Maria gets back and sees you demolished her window plants!

DO YOU THINK I'M HIGH OR SOMETHING?  I USED THE NEIGHBOR'S.

[Triple Zero]

I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING

THE SIGN SAID "FREE"
THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE HOWEVER MANY I GODDAMNED WANT

THE FUCKING SIGN SAID "FREE TIBET".

PUT THEM FUCKING BACK.

[Chairman Risus]

Cain: sounds like she was compensating, to me
Eve: compensating for what?
Fred: YOAR LACK OF PENIS?

[Iason Ouabache]

[Mangrove]

i totally wanna be that guy.

even hosrie thinks this shit is ghey

[AFK]

I met my vibrator at Babeland on the Lower East Side in NYC. It was love at first sight. Now, three years later, we're still in a long-term, committed relationship. I couldn't be happier!

If you got injured could you charge him with assault and batteries?

[Jasper]

McKinley Yiff?

[Idem]

It just seems contradictory to me to have free-willed planned out for you.  

If an omniscient/potent god made you, they made everything you will do, just because they knows the consequences on your actions before they makes you.

Omniscient is omniscient! No rolling the dice or closing your eyes.  You have no idea how often I get that sort of reasoning when people want to keep free will and their sky jew.

So are you saying that someone who was omniscient wouldn't be able to figure out how to stop being omniscient?

Knowing whether something can be done and actually being able to do it are two different things.

Hence the "Can God create a rock so big he cannot pick it up" paradox.

Exactly.

Also, I understand that it does seem contradictory.  That doesn't mean it is contradictory.  It just means we can't understand it.

PS: Yes, God can create a rock so big he can't pick it up.  He can also pick it up, though.

[Jasper]

Since when does god go around challenging himself?

[Idem]

Fuck you, that's when.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck you, that's when.

[Jasper]

Laughed so hard I peed, 9/10

[Idem]

It's all good. If I was concerned with what The Other thought of my hobbies, I certainly wouldn't count myself amongst Discordians. I can see why some people think LARP sucks, or that I suck for doing it. All I can say to that is  . This is the Strange Times, and everybody is unspeakably weird. No shame there. One might just as validly critique people who post on forums all day, or own guns, or follow women's basketball or whatever.

You.

Quit making good arguments.

Thanks.

I just laughed so hard, I think I shit my pants.

And this is only one service we provide!

It's surprising how many of them involve shit, though.