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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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LMNO

Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
It hasn't rained, the ants still haven't touched it, kids have walked in it, and now there is HIMEOBS in my carpet. :(
Quote from: Cainad on July 23, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.

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Quote from: Ratatosk on July 15, 2008, 06:45:19 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 15, 2008, 03:42:20 PM
also i dont know what is wrong with the christians down were you guys are
but the christians where i come from once they are in a "relationship" like sex more then they like eating Jesus every Sunday

My Ex and I were both Virgins when we got married. In fact, we went to the Elders because we felt so bad for getting to 3rd base while dating.

:lulz:

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Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:30:14 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:26:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2008, 12:23:06 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 28, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
Dear advice puppy,

There is this ridiculously hot girl who I am pretty sure likes me but I told her I was off the market and she told me she was too but she's been giving me fuck-me-eyes for months and keeps complimenting me on my looks. What should I do?

Sincerely,
-A guy who asks internet puppies for advice and writes run-on sentences



Thank you advice puppy!

A quick follow-up, if I may: Sometimes I shiver when I piss, is this normal? Is this some sort of STD?



Shibboleet The Annihilator

Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

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Quote from: ten ton mantis on July 30, 2008, 02:12:15 AM
Yep, advice puppy = best thread ever.

A mittens icon should appear next to it on the thread list instead of the generic document symbol:

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

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Quote from: Risus on July 30, 2008, 05:33:28 AM
In response to the thread title

The police aren't real, people with uniforms and guns are.
-TGRR

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Vene

I want to have that puppy's babies.

Jenne

Quote from: Agent MorrisWhassup with the razor blades? I don't think telling peeps to kills themselves cuz they're having probs is funny. 

Quote from: RWHNYou obviously took the wrong turn at Albequerque.

Quote from: Agent MorrisRev. What are yuo talking about? :?

Quote from: RWHNNothing.  Did you know we have a pool on the roof?

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Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.

Vene

Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Vene on August 01, 2008, 03:28:51 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 01, 2008, 03:08:29 AM
Quote from: Vene on July 31, 2008, 09:42:52 PM
I want to have that puppy's babies.

This is perfectly natural. I wholeheartedly encourage you to copulate with Advice Puppy.
But I don't have a womb, where's the fetus going to gestate.  I can't keep it in a box, now can I?

you could grow it in a jar layed on it's side filled w/ gelatin.
like the way bill nye grew bacteria on his show way back in the day.
that's kinda gross.