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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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LMNO


Manta Obscura

Everything I wish for myself, I wish for you also.

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

link to thread please? I'm a couple of days behind in reading posts, and I fear I'll miss the original
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus


tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit


Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

Quote from: Cramulus on December 30, 2008, 12:42:35 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 26, 2008, 08:35:51 AM
fnordy just sent me this (NSFW) it's epic



Pwned.  I've been banned from 99chan.  I had them down for a healthy dose of granny porn, but hadn't actually got around to it, so I can only assume someone else got hit with the banhammer and I'm collateral.

Ari

Quote from: Cain on January 05, 2009, 09:02:18 AM
I once swaffeled the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  Or, as they called it back then, the Tower of Pisa.
パンクビッチ

The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: Obecalp on January 06, 2009, 02:39:02 AM
Not as bad as the stupid bitches who are to afraid of THE EVIL RED MENACE to make sure that the banking industry doesn't fuck everything up

And so?  Burning down the house doesn't hurt the bank a bit.  In fact, it HELPS.  Insurance comes back as liquid assets.  In effect, you paid off the mortgage with insurance, and you get a free ticket to prison.

Edit:  Also, when calling people stupid, remember that, in this case, it's "too stupid", not "to stupid".  Just saying.



Im not saying that they should burn down the house It's a stupid idea.

I'll keep that in mind

Um...

Quote from: Obecalp on January 05, 2009, 05:50:59 PM
If the bank foreclosed on my home I would burn it down to get revenge.



I was a different man a couple of hours ago


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


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#779
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...