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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 PM
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

bds

Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 07, 2009, 09:29:55 PM
its still a little bent

Following P3nT's lead, can i quote YUO saying this for ever and ever till the end of your days?

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

bds

Quote from: Knight of the Banana-shaped table on January 07, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
only if you keep that wig on :fap:

Kay.

Wait, you mean the pink one?
That's not a wig.

This is all me.

Who's fapping now, bitch?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 06, 2009, 12:09:40 PM
wtf did you do to my testicle?

edit: Oh, never mind, I mangled that myself...

Humbly request permission to quote this, out of context, whenever the opportunity arises?

It might actually be funnier in context.

Cain


Shibboleet The Annihilator

#787
 :lulz:


Also,
Quote from: Richter on January 06, 2009, 01:39:51 PM


How Electric Six amuses me!

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

bds


AFK

Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

the last yatto

its not abuse hes still got his feet
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:

Jenne

Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

AFK

Quote from: Jenne on January 14, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 14, 2009, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Remember, never go out in the cold with a wet hare. 

my GOD man. does it ever stop?!?!  :lulz:


How long you been here, Squiddy?  (short answer:  No.)  :D

RWHN needs a compendium, seriously.  The Bring n Brag fread doesn't catch half of this.  My favorite bits are when it gets contagious or RWHN is gone from the board it and people break out in spontaneous punnage on their own.

I enjoy those as well.  The Cheese thread in particular was epic.  It made me weep a little. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.