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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 20, 2009, 11:32:46 PM
Quote from: wade on April 20, 2009, 11:30:56 PM

no one can take it, everyone loves drama.

If I said anything close to that i'd be banned already.

What? You're constantly saying bullshit. You're a goddamn bullshit fountain. If people weren't so adverse to feces, children would throw coins into you and make wishes.

:potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:58:11 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:57:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 24, 2009, 07:17:07 AM
If this happens I predict he will totally lose his shit.

ADDENDUM: Or pussy out before it happens.

ADDENDUM: Hey fucktard, that would mean that it wouldn't happen now wouldn't it? Way to be a dumbass.

ADDENDUM: FUCK YOU!

:lulz: :potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK


Quote from: Khara on May 15, 2009, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2009, 01:40:43 PM
I'm thinking when God was making the manatees and the beluga whales he was kind of bored and was just half-assing it a bit. 



Or we could go the opposite and he started with them and went WTF I need to stop making sea creatures high, I could do so much better.

Quote from: LMNO on May 15, 2009, 02:38:01 PM
The Big Bong Theory.

:potd:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 28, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Cramulus on May 28, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 28, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
Someone be hatin'.

Rotten bastard to the core, that Iason. :argh!:

He has a xylophone made out of live kittens.  It's true.  He plays it with a taser.

a xylophone made out of live kittens that you play with a tazer.
it's brilliant. it must be shared with the world.

LMNO

You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Squid on May 29, 2009, 02:42:06 AM
I most certainly did.
Whatcha gonna do with all my plagiarism, all my plagiarism up in your facebook...

Did you credit me?  I'm a little proud of that one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I will.

and all the FL spags will go "huh?" and i'll just say "shut up bitch" and they'll laugh. like they always do. cause they're bitches.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
You plagarized that on Facebook, whore.

oh yeah.
and i totally deserved that.
I mean what with all 40 of my friends. Half of whom are from here.

cause I'm real important or something? ?



gimme a break.

LMNO

Sheesh.  Can't you tell I was kidding?


Is everyone extra sensitive this week or something?

Cramulus

what? "extra sensitive"???!

there's no need to rib me for my choice of condom, man.




why are you such a dick to everybody this week? JESUS!



:lulz:

Triple Zero

You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 29, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
You gotta use "Durex Elite" (they may have changed the name somewhere though), they are extra thin AND have extra lube.

you can never have enough lube.

hmm

when I grow up and be filthy rich I'm gonna get myself a swimmingpool with lube.

(and lalala rape is lube etc, but lube is in fact awesome, so fuck that)

Literally, apparently. Why are you so insensitive towards rape victims?!