ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I... Just... What?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It can ALWAYS get worse, and any given date CAN and just MIGHT be weirder than you imagine or even CAN imagine.  Sometimes it's a good weird, and you get some dirtyfun in, and sometimes it's just creepy fat wet willie weird, and you kinda wish you'd brought a gun.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.

I am using that.

"A False Positive is Better Than No Positive at All."

Fuck accuracy, I want results?

[Doktor Howl]

GOD you guys can't we have ONE SINGLE lighthearted, fun Hitler thread without it turning all serious?

[Suu]

Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.

[Dimocritus]

One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?

[Pariah]

One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?

Now go away.

[NotPublished]

One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?

Now go away.

THIS!

[Dimocritus]

One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?

Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!

[Cramulus]

One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?

Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!

Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish?  I can't get an erection without it.

This strikes me as the perfect metaphor for why 1 is a prime number.

Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Ok, this POTDing banal stuff is getting stupid and it totally degardes the value of actual POTDs. You idiots are ruining the forum with this silly shit.







Seriously.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ughhhhhhhhh I thnk I themy my license in the bine!!

i went rta today but was 5 min late so it closed in fornt of me an i was pouting so i decided to go to an asian hairdresser and she was like a ninja but they all laugh cause i was only male there i didn't realise it was a female thingy.. it said mens cuts =[ nuy she was an aesm toome ninja i wan b ninjal ike them

mite go there more often now they're soo cool and i tik i like the style they did it messy ot somethig .. frieds so they like it, i dnoo i ;ike wearing singlets to

i aso cnaleld my bank card i duno where the fuck i put it

I wantd to go dancing tonight but the grou i hang with hate it ugh and wen i go near lub they ack off

\now i home and eat cereal its awesome but still early its lik onl y 1am o well ... why a k posting on pd lololo i dun wanan go bed =[ i wanted to have ig weekend .. i stil had hiarious fun tho.

ionno wats ur thoughts of going dandcing by yourself? I lke going wit friends but i dont hav many that like going

i wanna hang wih you  peple one day ur all cool and lovely

it[s iamzing that i cn put tis in wight lace lo i don want to stop typin mayb i shuld or mayib i shuld nt clik post? i've nevr drunk typed before itsk inda sad hahaa

[Suu]

if you want content why are you on PD?   

[notathing]

if you want content why are you on PD?   

ive never been nominated for post of the day before