Essay #2- This Was Supposed to be About Water...

[LMNO]

I really like the phrase, "ouchy burny death".



Just so you know.

[AFK]

Yeah, I think that was Daddy speak.  The oven is often referred to as the "ouchy burny" thing. 

[Triple Zero]

i like part of it, this bit to be particular, but i edited it a littlebit. because Greyface is the epitome of grey rigidity, and he shouldn't be able to think for himself (even though, of course, when he's scheming, he does, this is the aneristic illusion at work again), and most of all, being an archetype, he cannot change his mind about something.

so i substituted him for a Cabbage.

C: Why are we here? There must be a reason.
E: I was fuckin’ around and decided to make smart animals, just to see what would happen.
C: How can I further organize the world?
E: Dude, I want to have fun. I swear, if you organize humanity, I’ll just hand you anal little shits over to Aneris.
C: Everything must happen for a reason. What is it?
E: Just Because. No Reason.

At this point, the Cabbage decided to come to his own conclusion.

i like the approach of doing stuff for "no reason" in order to confuse the Cabbages and make them think for themselves, "there must be a reason *think..* *..t.hink* *think..*"

i do not like the conclusion that there is no place or reason for science and math.

because there is.

i'd give you half a mitten for this

[Mangrove]

<Agony Aunt>

To the Prof

I think I've been served by the scrid IRL. My friends tell me that this is impossible and I am clearly insane. Since this time, I have been unable to focus on day to day tasks, and I am permanntly suppressing an urge to check my change.

Should I seek help?

~~~Worried bar regular..

</agony aunt>

Dear Payne,

As you can see, I am not Prof but Mangrove. However, I felt I should answer your letter because the proliferation of scrids, is largely my fault (aided and abetted by the alphabetical one and Synaptyx.)

There is a very good chance you were served by a scrid. Since his debut here at PD.com, it's been found by many savvy bar owners, that scrids make excellent bar staff on account of their numerous limbs and high intelligence.

Since introducing them into the general population, it has been the agenda of the scrid race to have sex with humans in bizarre, aquatic tantric rites. It's possible that a scrid/human hybrid has reached Scotland. Personally, I wouldn't worry about.

Best wishes,

Mangrove.

[AFK]

Scrids also seem to be particularly averse to puns and other brands of dry humor.  Or at least, Reverends who tell puns or have other brands of dry humor. 

[Mangrove]

Scrids also seem to be particularly averse to puns and other brands of dry humor.  Or at least, Reverends who tell puns or have other brands of dry humor. 

maybe it's because you live in portland, maine and the marine odour makes him feel homesick?

everyone knows that the olfactory sense can trigger powerful memories.

[AFK]

I suppose.  I guess next time I visit the Open Bar I should be sure to use some cologne so as to not make waves. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

<Agony Aunt>

To the Prof

I think I've been served by the scrid IRL. My friends tell me that this is impossible and I am clearly insane. Since this time, I have been unable to focus on day to day tasks, and I am permanntly suppressing an urge to check my change.

Should I seek help?

~~~Worried bar regular..

</agony aunt>

Dear Payne,

As you can see, I am not Prof but Mangrove. However, I felt I should answer your letter because the proliferation of scrids, is largely my fault (aided and abetted by the alphabetical one and Synaptyx.)

There is a very good chance you were served by a scrid. Since his debut here at PD.com, it's been found by many savvy bar owners, that scrids make excellent bar staff on account of their numerous limbs and high intelligence.

Since introducing them into the general population, it has been the agenda of the scrid race to have sex with humans in bizarre, aquatic tantric rites. It's possible that a scrid/human hybrid has reached Scotland. Personally, I wouldn't worry about.

Best wishes,

Mangrove.

If this is true and scrids have made it to scotland then I'd expect an inordinate ammount of legs in my fish supper.

Anything new that appears here will be battered and deep fried pretty quickly.

[LMNO]

Dammit, we need syn's scrid cartoon about hiz lazor beamz.