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Ze Fwoop.

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, April 20, 2007, 07:51:05 PM

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A reading from the last Text Message from Saul to the Venetians...

Ze fwoops as they were: T'ree men out at sea.

And as they came aboard m'ship, ze fwoops led us out to ze t'ree seas. Ze Whore Sea, Vitamin Sea, and Luna Sea.

'Twas one thing to be-leave, but another to be a fwoop!

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.