the matrix is solved

[DaMan]

 
how about that what do you think the correct formula of energy is?

forget it energie =a mixture of ying and yang
energy is one the one side you put energy into it and other the other side you chill


if you want to be successful in dating ugly girls you gotta flash them you gotta scare them they gotta scream i don't know with what and then you gotta relax

every girl that is fascinated by you or your intelligence and somehow weird looking guy is going to come if you wait on that

[P3nT4gR4m]

This is what not to post as an introduction.

This is five sentences of suction and failure.

Here endeth the lesson

[Cramulus]

how about that what do you think the correct formula of energy is?

forget it energie =a mixture of ying and yang
energy is one the one side you put energy into it and other the other side you chill


if you want to be successful in dating ugly girls you gotta flash them you gotta scare them they gotta scream i don't know with what and then you gotta relax

every girl that is fascinated by you or your intelligence and somehow weird looking guy is going to come if you wait on that

what

[Cain]

I feel this post was both enlightening and filled with merit.

Moved to Apple Talk

[Cramulus]

Now that this is in Apple Talk,

I agree with the OP.

[LMNO]

Energy equals the mass times the speed of light (squared).



In case you were wondering.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Energy = Tentacle ^2

[PopeTom]

how about that what do you think the correct formula of energy is?

forget it energie =a mixture of ying and yang
energy is one the one side you put energy into it and other the other side you chill


if you want to be successful in dating ugly girls you gotta flash them you gotta scare them they gotta scream i don't know with what and then you gotta relax

every girl that is fascinated by you or your intelligence and somehow weird looking guy is going to come if you wait on that

what

Well, if you put energy in one side and get chill out the other this person is clearly talking about air conditioners.

To the OP:
Are you trying to sell us air conditioners?

[AFK]

[Keanu]
Whoa!  I was like, in the Prison one minute and then, I totally ended up in Apple Talk.  Bogus dude!
[/Keanu]

[Jenne]

Well, I don't need to learn anything anymore.  Dis fread = solves ALL

[Payne]

[bill and ted]
YO! Devil dude! Two little guys! Stoned!
[/bill and ted]

I felt the pain in the OP. All I can say now is "HWHUT?!"

[Mangrove]

Fundamental flaw in The Matrix*:

Evil robots enslave humans with a computer generated 'reality'.

The humans are basically used as batteries.

If the evil robots were so damn clever as to completely crack the neural code of the human brain why weren't they smart enough to solve their own energy crisis?



*That is, ignoring the unoriginal plot culled from other sources, the wooden acting, the style over substance school of film making and the fact that there wasn't really enough content for 3 movies but hey, it's the era of franchise cinema, so why not?

[Payne]

Fundamental flaw in The Matrix*:

Evil robots enslave humans with a computer generated 'reality'.

The humans are basically used as batteries.

If the evil robots were so damn clever as to completely crack the neural code of the human brain why weren't they smart enough to solve their own energy crisis?



*That is, ignoring the unoriginal plot culled from other sources, the wooden acting, the style over substance school of film making and the fact that there wasn't really enough content for 3 movies but hey, it's the era of franchise cinema, so why not?

They did it for the lulz.

[Mangrove]

Fundamental flaw in The Matrix*:

Evil robots enslave humans with a computer generated 'reality'.

The humans are basically used as batteries.

If the evil robots were so damn clever as to completely crack the neural code of the human brain why weren't they smart enough to solve their own energy crisis?



*That is, ignoring the unoriginal plot culled from other sources, the wooden acting, the style over substance school of film making and the fact that there wasn't really enough content for 3 movies but hey, it's the era of franchise cinema, so why not?

They did it for the lulz.

the robots or the people who made the movie?

[LMNO]

Fundamental flaw in The Matrix*:

Evil robots enslave humans with a computer generated 'reality'.

The humans are basically used as batteries.

If the evil robots were so damn clever as to completely crack the neural code of the human brain why weren't they smart enough to solve their own energy crisis?



*That is, ignoring the unoriginal plot culled from other sources, the wooden acting, the style over substance school of film making and the fact that there wasn't really enough content for 3 movies but hey, it's the era of franchise cinema, so why not?

Or, breed humans with ancephaly.