Brand Loyalty

[DJRubberducky]

Oh, I do have to confess to buying particular menu items from Jack-in-the-Box because I thought the radio commercial was particularly clever.  The strawberry-banana milkshake was the king of that phenomenon.  I can still make my sweetie giggle by quoting the punchline to that spot.

EDIT: I consider it just another way of paying for entertainment.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Everything about this advert is designed to make you associate our product with feelings of warmth and happiness.

From the smiling, generic, attractive twentysomethings, huddling together near the beach, watching the sun go down, to the soothing carribean lilt in the soundtrack. Everything, right down to the photographic process applied to make it look that special warm colour, is designed to invoke a subconscious response in your brain chemistry, causing you to relax and your brain to release a burst of complicated chemicals that feel pungently reminiscent of the last time you were on a beach like that.

You were thirsty then. Why sure you were, we just told you so. One tiny fly in the ointment. Look at the dry white sand, baking into the flesh at the bottom of your companions legs, where she sat down on the sand. Why sure you see it, it was ECU, for about for about seven frames there, right on the word "thirst". The shot that could have been the sahara desert, rewind it, have a look.

Have a brand name, on us. No really, we insist. "Yummy Soda", that's right. You heard right... YUMMY SODA^tm Here's the money shot now. Pretty girl puts soda can to lips... Well gee whizz, now that you mention it it kinda does look like that dripping down her face, aint it funny no one saw it before you?

YUMMY SODA^tm
No fucking around. Buy our brand and we'll make more commercials just like this one.



... I'd buy that for a dollar

[Cramulus]

[LMNO]

Everything about this advert is designed to make you associate our product with feelings of warmth and happiness.

From the smiling, generic, attractive twentysomethings, huddling together near the beach, watching the sun go down, to the soothing carribean lilt in the soundtrack. Everything, right down to the photographic process applied to make it look that special warm colour, is designed to invoke a subconscious response in your brain chemistry, causing you to relax and your brain to release a burst of complicated chemicals that feel pungently reminiscent of the last time you were on a beach like that.

You were thirsty then. Why sure you were, we just told you so. One tiny fly in the ointment. Look at the dry white sand, baking into the flesh at the bottom of your companions legs, where she sat down on the sand. Why sure you see it, it was ECU, for about for about seven frames there, right on the word "thirst". The shot that could have been the sahara desert, rewind it, have a look.

Have a brand name, on us. No really, we insist. "Yummy Soda", that's right. You heard right... YUMMY SODA^tm Here's the money shot now. Pretty girl puts soda can to lips... Well gee whizz, now that you mention it it kinda does look like that dripping down her face, aint it funny no one saw it before you?

YUMMY SODA^tm
No fucking around. Buy our brand and we'll make more commercials just like this one.



... I'd buy that for a dollar

Needs more tentacles.


And more improbably large breasts.