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Baby Name Recipe lulz!!!

Started by Ambassador KAOS, April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM

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hunter s.durden

#15
May 01, 2007, 05:01:57 PM
I hate you.
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Ambassador KAOS

#16
May 02, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
Unnng....



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tyrannosaurus vex

#17
May 02, 2007, 08:04:25 PM
last name: STOMP
first name: WtfAYSA?
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Mangrove

#18
May 02, 2007, 08:35:42 PM
bron y aur?
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theCalmpsychopath

#19
May 02, 2007, 10:51:04 PM
Bunny
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cyberus

#20
May 03, 2007, 07:45:53 AM
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
May 03, 2007, 07:48:28 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 02, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
Unnng....





Look, assnugget, you've already fucked up the emoticons.  No need to arse up the ung, too.

Shit for brains.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#22
May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
May 03, 2007, 07:49:53 AM
Quote from: DJRubberducky on May 01, 2007, 04:33:58 PM
Obviously if she wants to distract from the last name, she needs to give him a girl's first name so everyone focuses on that.

I recommend "Genevieve".

Dulcimer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#24
May 03, 2007, 02:37:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.

He's lying about this too, isn't he?

Does everyone is New York get stupid little nicknames?
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That One Guy

#25
May 03, 2007, 02:44:22 PM
I didn't, but then again I got the fuck out of Upstate NY as fast as I could ...
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hunter s.durden

#26
May 03, 2007, 02:49:15 PM
Good call.

I hear you sucks when your name is 3 random words.
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LMNO

#27
May 03, 2007, 03:08:35 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 03, 2007, 02:37:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.

He's lying about this too, isn't he?

Does everyone is New York get stupid little nicknames?


Only if they're Outlandish.

hunter s.durden

#28
May 03, 2007, 03:12:51 PM
Well Saratoga Springs must be one wild and crazy place.

Tell Stomp I hate him, too.
This space for rent.

tyrannosaurus vex

#29
May 03, 2007, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".


Of course it is, Luke.  Of course it is.

In his desperate attempt to troll, he obviously forgot that single mothers generally give their own last names to their children.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.
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