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Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2007, 01:53:44 AM

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#75
May 11, 2007, 01:12:41 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 10, 2007, 06:49:04 AM
Okay, it's peaceful from where I'm standing.

I dunno man, I didn't name the fucking sea.

Post hopscotch!

Jasper

#76
May 11, 2007, 01:18:34 AM
Pardon?

Doktor Howl

#77
June 25, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Shameless bump.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

#78
June 25, 2010, 06:24:02 PM
Holy fuck - Sigmatic is Felix!! I been trying to work that out for ages  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

#79
June 25, 2010, 06:27:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 25, 2010, 06:24:02 PM
Holy fuck - Sigmatic is Felix!! I been trying to work that out for ages  :lulz:

Um.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Jasper

#80
June 25, 2010, 07:18:46 PM
Oh-

SNAP!

:lulz:

Also, good bump.

Freeky

#81
June 25, 2010, 07:34:47 PM
What do you know, TGRR DID have hope for humanity still. I didn't see it before. :horrormirth:

Reginald Ret

#82
June 25, 2010, 07:52:02 PM
Inspiration!


Oh that reminds me, i finished my pepperspray/cooking utensil.
I wish i could convey with words or pictures how much fun it is to have (near)pure capsaicin available 24/7.
Whenever i get bored i just spray it in my mouth. 15 minutes entertainment right there.
I really should spray it in someones eyes [FOR SCIENCE!] but i am not enough of a bastard to do it to my friends, and i don't let unliked people into my house.
Oh, the stuff burns quite well (well duh, its oil) and doing that can easily fill the room with irritating fumes :D
I'm not sure wether that is because of the spraying or the burning, though.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Jasper

#83
June 25, 2010, 09:44:09 PM
Same reason you should try not to burn hot peppers in the oven.  Bad.  Very bad.  Die coughing.

Zyzyx

#84
June 27, 2010, 09:17:39 AM
My Dionysiac celebration is at least weekly, thank you very much Reverend. Few things are more Southern than getting roaring drunk and walking around being loud as hell. Roaring down the interstate blaring metal, trolling uptight business-mob wannabes with nothing but a black robe and a label-maker. My time to be a hoodlum is MINE to take!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#85
June 27, 2010, 06:17:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 25, 2010, 06:24:02 PM
Holy fuck - Sigmatic is Felix!! I been trying to work that out for ages  :lulz:

I'm more or less hopelessly confused about who is who now, including the people I know IRL.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#86
June 27, 2010, 06:21:23 PM
I'm pretty much on top of it unless someone changes their avi at the same time as their nick. That can assfuck me for months on end but I like the feeling of confusion way too much to ask or anything like that  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#87
June 27, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
It's a problem I solve by generally not caring.  Or, alternatively, recognizing things like custom titles and writing voice.

Fujikoma

#88
June 28, 2010, 09:16:28 AM
Hrmmmm... That's my style, watch from a corner till I can find a vulnerable spot, then strike as hard as I can.

I live like a serious fruitcake, I'm always astonished to wake up in the morning, but, this is a good feeling... I try to do my part everyday, and I work desperately to get people to chill the fuck out and respect one another, while contemplating punching some people relentlessly... As much as I dislike violence, sometimes, it's the only way to shake the apple loose from the tree, and, well, fuck it, who really gives a shit, anyway?.. People like me for some reason I can't explain... Maybe it's because they sense that I give a shit... When I actually started to give a shit, I noticed a real change in people's reactions to me... They're all very sensitive, but the first paradigm shift is the worst.

Doktor Howl

#89
August 09, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
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