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The Need For Religion

Started by Adios, May 01, 2007, 07:04:26 AM

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Did you enjoy the show?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

It's not the destination, it's the journey.

Shamelessly stolen from Harley Davidson.

LMNO

Quote from: Hawk on May 01, 2007, 08:04:53 PM
It's not the destination, it's the bugs stuck in your teeth.

Shamelessly stolen from Harley Davidson.


Fixxxored.

Jenne

Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2007, 08:11:08 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 01, 2007, 08:04:53 PM
It's not the destination, it's the burn in your thighs.

Shamelessly stolen from Harley Davidson.


Fixxxored.

AGAIN

Random Probability

Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2007, 04:40:11 PM
"tick" is a description of the action.  It's a verb disguised as a noun. 


There is no tick anywhere.

Correct!  And so is life.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hawk on May 01, 2007, 08:04:53 PM
It's not the destination, it's the huge puddle of oil under your bike.

Shamelessly stolen from Harley Davidson.

Fixed for real.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: Jenne on May 01, 2007, 09:30:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2007, 08:11:08 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 01, 2007, 08:04:53 PM
It's not the destination, it's the burn in your thighs.

Shamelessly stolen from Harley Davidson.


Fixxxored.

AGAIN



Your thighs are burning? I thought your husband was sick!






:box:

tyrannosaurus vex

real convo from a bar i overhead once:

<A> HAR! You're woman would leave you for me in a heartbeat!
<B> Why would you say that?
<A> Cause yer cock's like a honda, but MINE's like a Harley!
<pause>
<B> You mean it leaks in the driveway?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

Quote from: Random Probability on May 01, 2007, 10:36:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2007, 04:40:11 PM
"tick" is a description of the action.  It's a verb disguised as a noun. 


There is no tick anywhere.

Correct!  And so is life.


You realize that makes no sense, right?

Ambassador KAOS

There is no absolute value (except hypothetically speaking, zero) universal truth or even truths (even that there isn't one).  Arguing metaphysical symantics is mental masterbation and you won't legitamately know till you get there (and then...), just saying...


AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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Thurnez Isa

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Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 03, 2007, 05:15:28 AM
There is no absolute value (except hypothetically speaking, zero) universal truth or even truths (even that there isn't one).  Arguing metaphysical symantics is mental masterbation and you won't legitamately know till you get there (and then...), just saying...


Well I guess its a good thing no one care about your opinion
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 03, 2007, 05:15:28 AM
There is no absolute value (except hypothetically speaking, zero) universal truth or even truths (even that there isn't one).  Arguing metaphysical symantics is mental masterbation and you won't legitamately know till you get there (and then...), just saying...




This is correct.  There are no universal truths.


Please to prove this by stepping off a 10 story building, AKK.

You'll be fine.  Everything, including gravity, is subjective.  You fucking moron.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 03, 2007, 05:18:30 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 03, 2007, 05:15:28 AM
There is no absolute value (except hypothetically speaking, zero) universal truth or even truths (even that there isn't one).  Arguing metaphysical symantics is mental masterbation and you won't legitamately know till you get there (and then...), just saying...


Well I guess its a good thing no one care about your opinion then

I laffed.  What did you expect from such an outlandish guy?  Philosophy above the 8th grade level?

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 03, 2007, 05:15:28 AM
There is no absolute value (except hypothetically speaking, zero) universal truth or even truths (even that there isn't one).  Arguing metaphysical symantics is mental masterbation and you won't legitamately know till you get there (and then...), just saying...




PLEASE DO NOT EVER POST IN MY THREADS AGAIN.


STFU.

THANK YUO.

Ambassador KAOS

Quote from: Hawk on May 03, 2007, 05:38:21 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 03, 2007, 05:15:28 AM
There is no absolute value (except hypothetically speaking, zero) universal truth or even truths (even that there isn't one).  Arguing metaphysical symantics is mental masterbation and you won't legitamately know till you get there (and then...), just saying...




PLEASE DO NOT EVER POST IN MY THREADS AGAIN.


STFU.

THANK YUO.

Oh go cry about it to your mommy.

Seriously.  People jack and spam my threads all day and pretty much every thread gets off subject anyhow and I wasn't even jacking your thread.

I'd consider respecting yoru wishes if you hadn't stuck in the cussing me out part, as it might indicate a polite request, but I won't, because you added that it and I won't set the precident that you nor anyone else gets anywhere with me by acting like a jerk.

For future communication try not being obnoxious if you want something from me, I don't respond positively to rudeness, maybe some people you know do, but i'm not one of them.

Sorry but we're not that close of friends.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!