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Once sentence meme bombs, culled.
« on: March 27, 2007, 01:41:17 pm »
Give me my goddamn country back!

Leave me the hell alone!

How does spying on us catch terrorists?

They think YOU are a criminal.

Hush!  Uncle Sam is listening!

Closed mouths sink republics.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Don't think

Beware of falling hammers

The pope is dead

Existence is futile

Jesus sells

RESIST THIS IMPULSE

Enough glass in your diet?
smash -HERE- to find out

Care for a penis snifter?

It's not rape if you let them tap your ass.

The police are your friends.

Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.

In the US, TV watches you. In Soviet Russia, you watch TV.

All men are created equal, some more equal than others.

Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.

Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement

Now you know how Cattle Feel.

Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails? 

There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!

Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!

You have 30 seconds to forget this message

We have this area under surveillance

Don't forget to die

Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)

1984 - only 22 years late.

Have your furries spayed and neutered!

Only Mana looks good in a dress, dude.

RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF BONES.

The revolution has abandoned you-
       You're on your own now

Sooner or later we'll get your kids

Caution! - Suspicious contents (good for vending machines/mailboxes)

Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3
The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.

You SHOULD have picked door number 2!

Forget about your rights and they'll go away.

Boobs are not your friend.

Kill Your Idols.

R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006


after birth is before death

Give me my goddamn country back!

Leave me the hell alone!

How does spying on us catch terrorists?

They think YOU are a criminal.

Hush!  Uncle Sam is listening!

Closed mouths sink republics.

the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing

It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.

Freedom can be taken away
but its more likely given away

"The Bucket is Going to Kick You!"

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."

THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.

The mainstream is a sewer.  Learn to swim.

Your time has come.  Make your arrangements.

There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents.
PS. Same goes for Jesus.

"Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream" (to be painted on a toilet cistern)

"Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow"

"Sometimes your best just isn't good enough."

"Average" isn't.

"Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky."

those who don't queston their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any
a belief is just a thought you keep having

"Every statement contains falsehood"

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking

Reality is not a persistent hallucination.

"Reality does not give a shit about your opinions."

"Why are you too good to die?"

"With age, ignorant altrusim looks more and more like calculated wickedness."

"Constitution is not just a D&D stat."

Live fast, live slow, die anyway.

Concrete thinking is still a metaphor

All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.

YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL.

Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.

While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.

While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.

While you were installing Vista, Bill Gates was stealing your identity. 

While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy. 

Do what you want to say

If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.

If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.

"when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened."

America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.


Consume, conform, OBEY!

"R. J. Reynolds wishes you a happy, healthy, new year."

"We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt"

"Suicide is against the law!"

"... is for your own good"

"Reason is the Illusion of Reality."

"Reality is the Illusion of Reason."

"I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU."

Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...

"Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think." 

"Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!"

There are no extras in THIS movie.

Read less, live more.

Boredom is counterrevolutionary.

No replastering, the structure is rotten.

We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.

Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.

Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.

The boss needs you, you don't need him.

Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.

Be realistic, ask for the impossible.

They buy your happiness. Steal it.

Beneath the paving stones - the beach!

Neither God nor master!

Let's be cruel!

How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?

Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.

It is forbidden to forbid.

Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.

In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.

The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.

The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.

I came. I saw. I believed. [Mimics Veni, vidi, vici.]

Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!

It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.

A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.

Happiness is a new idea. [To be happy is a new notion.]

Culture is the inversion of life.

 Poetry is in the street.

Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.

Alcohol kills. Take LSD.

Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]

Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him. [Paraphrases Bakunin.]

Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]

Power to the Imagination.

Be young - shut up!

I take part
you take part
he takes part
we take part
you all take part
they profit.

"It's not a benefit unless you use it."

Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?

Famous people are delicious.

Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____

The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger.

Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.

It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.

Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!

Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.

If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.

If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.

Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.

Freedom is a VERB.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2007, 07:55:36 pm by LMNO »

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Re: Once sentence meme bombs, culled.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2007, 05:32:07 am »
Hey, it's like that big ol' list on alt.discordia!

*Dodge, flee*