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Yet another effort, gentleman, if we are to become Discordians!

Started by Cain, May 09, 2007, 12:54:16 AM

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Idem

Quote from: Cain on May 11, 2007, 10:31:37 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 11, 2007, 05:28:26 AM
a decentralized network is always better, not just for early Discordians.  and institutions still suck, probably more now than they did in the 60s.

Troof.  We really need to pick up on the 4GW style thinking more.  I know I push it hard, but like Roger said, if we can get the last Thursdayists and Pastafarians on board, we'll be working much closer to that sort of goal.

Expressed thusly:

1. They're numerical superiority
2. Our theoretical operational ability
3. Plausible promise
4. Mass swarming attacks against Greyfaced minions
5. ???????????
6. PROFIT!
What?  The pastafarians are worse than the Myspace Discordians, and most of them, literally, are 12 years old.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Idem on June 06, 2007, 09:31:41 PM

What?  The pastafarians are worse than the Myspace Discordians, and most of them, literally, are 12 years old.

Our Lady of Discord stands and from one hand she releases every species, born through surviving the chaotic whim of nature; from the other she draws in every species as it falls to chaos and becomes extinct.

Evolution means survival of the fittest Children of Chaos.

The Pastafarians and the MySpace Discordians... INRI.

If we can be warmed by that fire, shall we deny the fuel?


Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Chatterer of the Words of Eris
Muncher of The ChaoAcorn
POEE of The Great Googlie Mooglie Cabal
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Idem


What the fuck did you just say?  Talk straight and I'll get back to you later.

B_M_W

Quote from: Ratatosk on June 06, 2007, 11:47:11 PM
Quote from: Idem on June 06, 2007, 09:31:41 PM

What?  The pastafarians are worse than the Myspace Discordians, and most of them, literally, are 12 years old.

Our Lady of Discord stands and from one hand she releases every species, born through surviving the chaotic whim of nature; from the other she draws in every species as it falls to chaos and becomes extinct.

Evolution means survival of the fittest Children of Chaos.

The Pastafarians and the MySpace Discordians... INRI.

If we can be warmed by that fire, shall we deny the fuel?


Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Chatterer of the Words of Eris
Muncher of The ChaoAcorn
POEE of The Great Googlie Mooglie Cabal

*scratches head*


This is a really weird metaphore for evolution.

Also, it seems you are talking about it in a social context. Mixed metaphores then. Biological evolution cannot be equated with social change. Its not only stupid, its immoral, the kind of thing that spawns Nazi science.

And social darwinism is a bolus of fecal matter.


Still, I like some of it. You can do better. Keep it up.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0


6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Cain

What do you mean INRI?  Its not something I've heard of before.

Also, the Pastafarians etc make perfect dupes.  We do all the thinking, they do all the legwork.  Its pretty easy.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on June 07, 2007, 01:48:13 PM

What do you mean INRI?  Its not something I've heard of before.


Teh romans wrote it above the head of some essene fuckhead they nailed to a pole. Dont really mean anything unless you're a specific kind of braindead assmuppet.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

I thought they wrote "King of the Jews"?  Or are we talking about another Essene?

That One Guy

The words were "Iesvs Nazarenvs Rex Ivdaeorvm." Latin uses "I" instead of the English "J", and "V" instead of "U" (i.e., Jesus Nazarenus Rex Judaeorum). The English translation is "Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews."

-ChristianAnswers.net
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cain

Ah.

Still, I say the Pastafarians etc make good cannon fodder, given the right direction.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on June 07, 2007, 01:55:11 PM
I thought they wrote "King of the Jews"?  Or are we talking about another Essene?

No that would have been if the english had nailed him up. Romans spoke and wrote in latin.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Cain on June 07, 2007, 01:48:13 PM
What do you mean INRI?  Its not something I've heard of before.

Also, the Pastafarians etc make perfect dupes.  We do all the thinking, they do all the legwork.  Its pretty easy.

INRI may reference the 2000 year old dead Jew... but I meant it in the alchemical sense, Igne Natura Renovatur Integra , By Fire All Nature Is Perfectly Renewed. Thus through the fires of Chaos, all life is perfectly renewed through the survival of the best, the most fit. So too with iron, gold and sliver, through fire their ores are purified. Finally, with Pastafarians, MySpace Discordians and the rest... there appears to me good reason to use them as dupes, foot soldiers, canon fodder, because in our war... the ones that fail, just go back to writing lame crap on MySpace. Those that are purified by the experiences then progresses from the Land of Thud. For it is not in the reading of the PD that enlightenment is found. The PD is simply the product of an experience of enlightenment. Rather, it is in the experience that enlightenment is found, it is experience that is the Alchemical fire that purifies.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

Hey, are you the Ratatosk that hangs out with Ignatious?

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 03:30:52 PM
Hey, are you the Ratatosk that hangs out with Ignatious?

A good Discordian never admits to hanging out with Ignatious. However, my past experiences as Ratatosk can be found to occasionally cross with that of His Dry Roasted Holiness.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Idem on June 07, 2007, 12:44:19 AM

What the fuck did you just say?  Talk straight and I'll get back to you later.

I'm not John McCain.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson