Professor Cramulus's Sexuality Experiment - PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

[Cramulus]

PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

Procedure:

• Get yourself really close to orgasm
• Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A, Link B, Link C, Link D, Link E, Link F (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
• You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
• Report short-term and long-term and results here

Do it for SCIENCE

[Cain]

Obviously links are NSFW.

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

OMG. Link 3+4 (or whichever are the midget ones) definitely win the most lail-worthy pics of the year award.

[Suu]

PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

Procedure:

• Get yourself really close to orgasm
• Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A, Link B, Link C, Link D, Link E, Link F (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
• You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
• Report short-term and long-term and results here

Do it for SCIENCE

[Cramulus]

              Professor Cranulus, I did
              your 'speriment and now I
              can't stop thinking about goats!
                               \






                                                        \
                                      That lady had short arms,
                                       and I will never love again




         yes, yesssss....
it all goes according to plan
                 /

                 \
              MUAHAHAHAH!

[Cain]

 

[Mangrove]

Have to say Cram, your experiment is pure genius.

However, in the interests of making your scientific protocols more strict, I suggest renaming the pics so that when one glances them with the cursor, they read 'nice pic 1' or 'something beautiful' and not 'scat porn'.

It's kind of a giveaway for the people who approach links cautiously.

[faust]

stale porn is the worst kind of porn. you suck.
as none of these images retains any shock value, nay, any disgust value any more to me I wont be participating, but if anyone manages to get a clockwork orange thing going here that would be pretty funny.

[Richter]

None of the really fucked japanese stuff?

-R

[LMNO]

PARTICIPANTS NEEDED

Procedure:

• Get yourself really close to orgasm
• Immediately prior to orgasm, click on one of the following links: Link A, Link B, Link C, Link D, Link E, Link F (all NSFW ... but you shouldn't be participating at work anyway)
• You must stare at the image for the duration of your orgasm
• Report short-term and long-term and results here

Do it for SCIENCE

Hold on a sec...


How is this any different than how I usually masturbate?

[AFK]

My wife said no.  Besides, we'd probably end up breaking the laptop and then I'd be in trouble. 

[Richter]

Results: (In order by picture)

1: Nothing
2: Came Blood
3: More Blood
4: roflsauce
5: nothing
6: Iced Tea

And it was good.

-R

[P3nT4gR4m]

a) Orgasm Normal

b) Orgasm smelled much more like vegetable soup than usual (still tasted the same tho)

c) Orgasm was particularly thick in texture, had to be coaxed from urethra with a little fish hook which I keep near my PC for this very purpose

d) Orgasm was intensely satisfying - kept doing the -biting the air - face for a lot longer than usual. (roughly 73.49 seconds as opposed to 16.3)

e) Double orgasm - I actually ejaculated out my mouth a little at the same time. This has happened a couple of times before but never whilst masturbating.

f) Didn't manage to orgasm as the fuse blew on my soldering iron before I managed to become fully aroused.

[Cramulus]

bumped...


FOR SCIENCE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This would meld perfectly with Fapday, the Winter Holiday of Masturbation.